Mr. Corn

Penn State Letterman | Fintech Bro
Skynyrd Enthusiast | NY Sports (the good ones)

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Fuckkkkk well there goes any chance of me getting box tonight

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Hitting a lift after happy hour and I feel like the fucking hulk

[Alex Wilson @AlexWilsonESM]

Odell Beckham Jr. getting his #13 back from Jalin Hyatt

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Life is beautiful

[New York Giants @Giants]

OBJ is back 🔥

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@Alrockefeller11 😂😂 Busy Monday, will be trapped in my jail cell all day

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@beerandtrump Unbelievable tweet to come across my timeline since this exact thing happened to me yesterday

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@jason_bloomberg Will do brotha, love the lime la croix #ballknower

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I know you’re on here somewhere buddy

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@FrankiePSmeal Lookin lean Frank

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@GenBriffinJr Some dude on here who’s significantly worse than him will bitch and say #shrink

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@IceTalkin Never noticed that until now 🤣

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@CaelBrezina Little bit of a drive (35 mins) but Milheim Meat Market is a hidden gem. Located right in the middle of town and their beef jerky is the best I have ever had.

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@itskingeric He’s got more than enough personal space between those two broads

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@GolfBoysRickie He’s too underdressed

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@JacobfrancisTwe Casual Thursday after MDW… need to do wash, but thanks for checking me out phag

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@mostsillygoose Guy seemed chill

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@Alrockefeller11 Sorry for the mini heart attack. I won’t be wearing this shirt to work ever again.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

@MikeGarafolo @RapSheet Absolutely ridiculous that he had to address this. You have players literally beating their wives and it doesn’t get this level of discussion

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Fellas, what’s your go to line when sliding in insta DMs or sliding up on an insta story? Teach this old dog new tricks.

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New Yorkers are obsessed with how other people dress and I personally think it’s pretty gay, but I just saw a grown ass man wearing pit vipers.

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@Dmakes2 I use a “Cougar Big Thunder” putter I found at a yard sale. It’s a blade and abnormally bent. I putt better than every guy I play with who shoots 100 and below while they use their $200+ putters. I never understood it - I have another friend who this stands for too.