Xexu 🍊

do you think in the 80s y/n was getting sold to duran duran?

[Xexu 🍊 @butterpadi]

Fua estan re tontos

[! @grey990s]

Bae no you can’t come with me to this function I’m microcheating tonight

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#Yeah

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

I’m very anti corporate and professionalism but somehow “don’t bring your iced coffee into an interview” makes sense to me and no it can’t really be justified but logistically it’s just like…don’t do that lol

[Pipendorf @pipahidraulica]

Si tuvieras que subrogar tu vientre, preferirías hacerlo para alguien que es todo lo que está bien, o para alguien que entendió todo?

[vanilla kush og 🌬️🍃 @stonedbabydoll]

it's funnier when you can imagine them as either/or

[oli lvs vexo @evermore3_]

cuando subo una historia y tiene mas de 5 likes (son todas mis amigas)

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I hope I am killed during my walk to the kitchen

[lily @lil_mermaid]

whenever people talk about how their bf/husband loads the dishwasher all fucked up i'm like "haha yeah... if you were going to explain to him the right way to load the dishwasher though.... how would you do it. hypothetically"

[pinkdino @poz_woods]

sorry my “wokest” queer take is that a vegetarian can eat meat and it won’t make them less vegetarian because vegetarian ≠ diet

[GAS STATION QUEEN @fuckassriley]

“Oh btw I’ve had sex on there”

[luna @lunadibracco]

lo alejada q estoy espiritualmente de girls. como cuando martin cirio habla de q era fanatico de sex and the city y agos le dice claro todo eso no llegó a villa tesei

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

How it feels

[nena de armand @abstractaird]

es increíble que los millonarios no entiendan el concepto de ADOPTAR como si tus genes de gorda deforme importarán tanto

[santana 🕷️ @cowboytanz]

bae you don’t ask me enough complex open ended questions about myself please don’t lose me like this …. ……

[maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco]

don’t forget to use your teeth

[𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓪𝓰𝓸 @gian_cjs]

cuando te mandas una que no le contas ni a tus amigos

[robert pattinson con lentes @knndee]

cuando hablas con uno y t arranca a mandar audios uuuuuu que embole amigo deja nomas m chupa un huevo lo q vayas a decir

[fran @notfraquezi]

un día dije fueee no reniego mas y no renegué más. hay q educar la mente