ryan

[ryan @buttersquantch]

my new cart tastes like bubblegum i wonder how many days i have left

[ryan @buttersquantch]

got back on hinge and every dude is just fat, clearly mentally slow, or straight up scary looking. i think i gotta leave philly

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im done with crystals hand me that gun

[z @z4pych4n]

white people be like my step hamster is actually really controlling

[Cashgrabber9000 @cashgrabber9000]

I’m on pills eating bill gates meat made of WiFi

[daniel @4skip0]

I GET SO SUICIDAL OFF THAT TEQUILA

[ryan @buttersquantch]

listening to my scary music and manifesting even more turbulence

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

asking “why don’t we just print more money” in a room full of men just to feel something

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Explaining to children that they shouldn't worry about a career because the world will be completely unlivable in 15 years and that death will be a sweet relief from living in a nuclear wasteland is probably the hardest part of working at Build-A-Bear.

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

If I take too long to respond to my friend Ryan he starts texting me like this

[ryan @buttersquantch]

how do you know who you are like what if every single second is a different vibe

[ryan @buttersquantch]

@moppadripdrip don’t kink shame me :(

[ryan @buttersquantch]

throw some more crocs in there and give me any kind of gun im having the best day of my life

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

A crocodile ate a baby Hippopotamus (Calf) and all hell broke lose😭😭😭

[ryan @buttersquantch]

jesus was a girl actually

[ryan @buttersquantch]

the only time im allowed to say really horrible things to my mom is if its in reference to her mom

[ryan @buttersquantch]

posted something creative on my private snap story and my coworker sent me a video going “ryan haney i think there is something genuinely wrong with you” in a really concerned way :(

[ryan @buttersquantch]

why can’t she ever just say she loves me or is proud of me

[ryan @buttersquantch]

every single seat is taken on this flight but i somehow have a whole row to myself. feeling so #ugly and #smelly

[ryan @buttersquantch]

any day now…

[ryan @buttersquantch]

listen to the bully album and watch videos of elephants and drink a beer and have a good one !

[ryan @buttersquantch]

gonna watch them in case one of them is jesus