Stan M. Lebuis

it happens

[Stan M. Lebuis @buttgoblin7]

oatmeal is a spectrum

[Stan M. Lebuis @buttgoblin7]

if you live your
life in fear, then
you would never
touch a doorknob,
for the chance you
might get shocked
wouldn't be worth it.

-don buglehorn the forth

[Stan M. Lebuis @buttgoblin7]

the prophecy fortold this

[Stan M. Lebuis @buttgoblin7]

i don't know how else to say this, but I shaved my eyebrows

[Stan M. Lebuis @buttgoblin7]

can someone please just have a great day today

[Stan M. Lebuis @buttgoblin7]

wakey wakey, let's go get stanky

[Stan M. Lebuis @buttgoblin7]

a piece of my soul was taken with that paper

[Stan M. Lebuis @buttgoblin7]

i need some milk

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

If you think life is meaningless, wait until you check out death. Actually it’s exactly the fucking same. Never mind.

Eat Arby’s

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Did they circumcize baby Yoda or nah

[Christian Harris @chrxstianh__]

It’s almost that time!

[Stan M. Lebuis @buttgoblin7]

from now on you can call me Ishmael, the destroyer of Oats

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

life is a game and I am losing

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

formerly horny

[Stan M. Lebuis @buttgoblin7]

hath thou vibed?

[parker @momappreciator]

hey TSA how you gonna take my toothpaste cause it’s “too big” but let me board with all this ass?