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How is it possible that I went from too stupid to understand politics to... well... whatever the fuck this is.

[John Muldoon @dooner612]

Name dropper. RT @butthole: I played curb S-K-A-T-E with @dooner612 downtown last night and destroyed him.

[butthole @butthole]

Why is Twitter missing me?

[butthole @butthole]

I love Dr. Steve. So should you. http://bit.ly/cE2EYQ

[butthole @butthole]

@amberthistle I'd like to try cheering you up...

[butthole @butthole]

Thinking about buying some boxing gloves and a ball gag. Don't ask.

[butthole @butthole]

@A_hunks - you out there? Good skating with you last night. Show up earlier next time.

[butthole @butthole]

Thanks for the doughnut, everyone.

[butthole @butthole]

I'm Jeffing. I'm Jeffing so hard. Think about what you're going to make tonight.

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Watching my drunken pile of a neighbor snowblow his yard. I swear he's going to get hit by a car. What a dipshit.

[butthole @butthole]

I'm proofing about a thousand or so trivia questions

[butthole @butthole]

My wife went to bed so I was thinking about masturbating but instead I got caught up in a YouTube clip called 'Serena Williams Takes a Dump'

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I'm learning about twitter