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That’s what you get when you do your facescan in the dark. -AP

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Alec, you want to know a fun fact about Drake Maye… I love him. -AP

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Millie, you’re just a teenage dirtbag baby -AP

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So is church tomorrow going to be like the Super Bowl? -AP

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You can tell, because that’s where I got it. -AP

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I’m just surviving off of piss and vinegar today -AP

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Sometimes I heighten my hearing at the cost of my sight - AP

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The big spoon is for big cereal -AP

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Let me redeem my rewards and then I’m there like shit on stink -AP

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Nothing says struggle like a chili cheese glizzy! -AP

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They voted for me, cuz I’m a special boy -AP

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The only wet on my shorts is man made- AP

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Not a lick of punctuation in that tweet dude, damn… -AP

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What can’t it be the boys and then his sorry ass afterword! -AP

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It comes with Toot! -AP

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For the love of god, find another hobby! -AP

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Can we go back to the lobby for a second, I need to have a meeting with Pission Control. -AP

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That’s a Gatorade win from within moment right there! -AP

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I feared someone was witnessing Jehovah outside! -AP

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Better to shit in the sink than sink in the shit. -AP