brittany

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

One thing about me? I’m going to keep it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky and pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes.

[liz 🦋 @AstoundingSwift]

“my brother used to call it eating out of the trash” im crying 10/10 no notes

[franny @taychieftie]

Travis Kelce entering the chiefs facility after they blasted Track 9 of the life of a showgirl through the speakers

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Oh Taylor #WOOD was EXACTLY what I needed tonight. Thank you.

[lena ⸆⸉ @redwinets]

the happily ever after

[mercedes 🐞☘️✨ @atwsadgirlszn]

father figure by taylor swift

[isabel (taylor’s version) @cmtswift]

i hope at 12:12 she announces that she’s sending 12 million dollars into my bank account

[Andrea @flowersshaze]

Barbie has a great day everyday, but Ken only has a good day if Barbie looks at him

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

taylor swift has lead me to places i wouldn’t even go with a gun. listening to a podcast hosted by men

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[prance @bocxtop]

tsa agent held up my bin and said to everyone else in line “THIS IS WHAT ALL OF YOURS SHOULD LOOK LIKE” greatest moment of my fucking life

[Gareth Clarke @gxrethclarke]

sorry what is their marketing budget

[lauren @winonaddict]

election day mood.

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

me at 6:45 pm: eh the results tonight can only stress me out. prob just gonna ignore them entirely :)

me at 9:45 pm: WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE VOTES FROM MECKLENBURG COUNTY NORTH CAROLINA

[brittany @buttkneee]

if you love me & you voted for trump i don’t want to hear a word from you about having to travel for my wedding because i expect the list of states where i can legally get married to shorten dramatically in the next 4 years based off of your candidate’s likely supreme court picks