hoochi mama

suffering from beautiful princess disorder

[hoochi mama @buttkuma]

yes i’m a girl ❤️ yes i’m a boy ❤️ yes i’m both ❤️ yes i’m neither ❤️

[hoochi mama @buttkuma]

also if you’re like. out and about and have to shit. do you just put it back in after…. logistics of butt plugs are haunting me

[hoochi mama @buttkuma]

not into anal so i don’t know but if your partner wants you to keep a buttplug in what happens if you really have to shit

[hoochi mama @buttkuma]

also. can you fart with one in? are your farts trapped? what if you have ibs. many butt questions

[hoochi mama @buttkuma]

not into anal so i don’t know but if your partner wants you to keep a buttplug in what happens if you really have to shit

[hoochi mama @buttkuma]

gender and sex have come such a long way in fanfic. everyone should always have a penis and vagina. equilibrium.

[hoochi mama @buttkuma]

not to mention their asses getting wet?? why not just make them have both a penis and vagina i’m disturbed thinking about what natural wetness could possibly come from an asshole

[hoochi mama @buttkuma]

i forgot that most a/b/o fics back in the day didn’t give omegas vaginas/actual female reproductive systems they just somehow got pregnant from the ass

[くりうさ🐰 @kuriusa1124]

秋の味覚
🍠🌰🎃

[piza @worldwidepiza]

그냥 돌아가는 쿠리만쥬

[Frank @7athaus]

if i beat that pussy up is you gon tell on me

[habi @habibanonogal]

i swear to god Nagano-sensei...
This better be the last time I ever see Shisa cry like this...

Why does the gentle, honest, kind-hearted, hardworking character have to go through so many hardships, Sensei?

Meanwhile, some greedy, cunning monster disguised as a flying squirrel keeps getting everything it wants.

UGHHHH I FEEL LIKE MY SOUL IS ROTTING 😭HAHAHAHAHA

PLEASE, SENSEI, JUST RESOLVE SHISA’S PROBLEMS ALREADY...🥺🥺🥺

#chiikawa

[chenle👶👶nish's obedient onahole @fuckmyirls]

夢女子/姫女子 ⚠️ I retweet a lot of gay sex. Women, please don't block me or I will injure myself! Last time I shaved my pubes: 07/13/2009!!!

[donnie 😈 @poyopoppin]

talking to people about the tumblr audio erotica community before everything got nuked

[hoochi mama @buttkuma]

thank you to the asshole blasting music outside at 8am that’s exactly what i needed

[jack | COMMS OPEN @OPERAKINGS]

IM UP #hannigram

[hoochi mama @buttkuma]

it’s not even because i find hugh dancy attractive i am just genuinely so fascinated by his character i want to squeeze him til he pops

[hoochi mama @buttkuma]

will graham i have become enamored with you …

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

imagine you have sex with a guy and he brings out his theremin.... bro hannibal lecter HAD to die

[hoochi mama @buttkuma]

changed my mind on alana bloom after the lesbian sex scene