Sean

I mainly follow sports folk, only tweet when in the mood or slightly intoxicated. Still don't really get twitter

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Before Nigel Farage and Reform UK tell you he is now Prime Minister, note there are 650 MPs in Parliament and 20,000 councillors in the UK.

Today’s results will likely end with Reform UK having 2500-3000/20,000 councillors and still just 8/650 MPs.

GBNews, the Express, Spectator and Mail will tell you he’s about to be handed the keys to No.10. But it’s local elections, they will all be disappointed.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

You can really tell that Vitinha spent a year playing in Wolverhampton. He does his very best in every single game to make sure he never gets sent back there.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

BREAKING: Spurs become the first team in history to have zero New Manager Bounce three times in the same season

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

BREAKING: The PGMOL have offered the referee a Premier League contract after he forgot to send Ugarte off and showed two yellow cards.

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Suffragent @Suffragent_]

This is Olly Stephens - a 13-year-old schoolboy from Berkshire.

He was lured to his death by a 14-year-old girl who, upon conviction, got just 3 years in a Young Offender Institute.

She was never accused of 'misandry', nor given lectures on toxic femininity in school. 🇬🇧

[Sean @buttmanbreeze]

@Mrjamieohara1 Hasssssss anyone seen

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

10 days.

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Worse pens ever!

Don’t ask for equal pay.

Youse are crap at footy.

🐕💨

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

FULL-TIME! Andorra 0-1 England

Watch out Argentina and Spain!

[Sean @buttmanbreeze]

@powndland Another of these clowns who get paid to talk utter bollocks, he'll be on talksport soon with the rest of the idiots on there

[Stu Holden @stuholden]

Developed in Bolton 😛

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.

But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Pep signing a new contract and forcing City to sack him before heading off into the sunset as they get relegated is the sort of feel good Christmas story that we can all get behind.

[Mr D @MrDuperouzel]

McGregor at every big fight

#JoshuaDubois

[Adam Le Fondre @A1F1E9]

Drop Kane 🥴🥴🥴 reminds me of my assist to @BigWheatz31 against Peterborough 🤣

[David Wheater @BigWheatz31]

Give me wrestlemania anytime, half hour I’ve been watching these ring walks. Frigging crap, crap music, crap timings. Get Triple H to run the gaff

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Just goes to show, you can be owned by a country and ride roughshod over financial rules, but it still isn't enough to beat Carlo Ancelotti's eyebrow

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Netherlands 4-0 Scotland

[Stoke City FC @stokecity]

78 years since the Burnden Park Disaster, our thoughts are with @OfficialBWFC and all those impacted by the tragedy.