Faizan Raza

Le me, Muslim and Proud

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Its me mario! My family's talent is bullshitting. No, seriously, that is what we do best. #MyFamilyTalent

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Just watched @SuicideSquadWB and i liked it, it could have been much better, leto was great as the joker. overall it was good. #SuicideSquad

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The beat dropped harder than my grades.
https://t.co/27IEu0bU28

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Imagine thinking you could beat @Eminem when theres an entire movie based on why NOT to battle him #DrakeVsEminem @Drake you gone lad.

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[the pig runs into winnie the bears house]
Pig: let's go play!
Winnie the bear [hungover as fuck]: keep your fucken voice down, bacon dick

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[at the mall]
Me: I've lost my son. Can you make an announcement?
Security: what's his name?
Me: ...
Security: sir?
Me: shut up I'm thinking

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This is brilliant! #Pokemon #pokemongo #PokemonGoProblems

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Take your age, subtract 2 then add 2, that is your exact age #thankmelater #Magic

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Mom said if I used twitter alot, it would damage my eyes. I saw through her scare tactics. Now I need contact lenses
#WhyICantLeaveTwitter

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Suicide squad is upon us! 4 days to go! Yippie! #SuicideSquad #DCU #DCEU #davidayer @DavidAyerMovies yaay!

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The door said "Emergency Exit Only."
I exited anyway.
Get on my level.