John Young

that one black friend that every white person say that they have.

[John Young @buttondownking]

Tell me a time of joke that didn’t go over in the spirit that it was intended @lukeburbank @andrew_walsh #heydummies @TBTL

[John Young @buttondownking]

@lukeburbank Fire tweet

[John Young @buttondownking]

@lukeburbank Hilarious!!!!

[John Young @buttondownking]

#NewProfilePic

[John Young @buttondownking]

@MISTERMORT Good message

[John Young @buttondownking]

I’m going to start wearing bow ties. Where should I start? @MISTERMORT

[John Young @buttondownking]

Congrats @drewbrees

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to Drew Brees on the all time passing record. Always a class act.

[John Young @buttondownking]

Good bye @ToysRUs the Young’s will miss you dearly!

[John Young @buttondownking]

#heydummies @TBTL what is your top five favorite brands? @lukeburbank @andrew_walsh

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

If you just missed the Kentucky derby, don’t worry. You’ll be able find all these magnificent athletes in bottles of Elmer’s glue at your local Walgreens as early as next week

Eat Arby’s.

[L.A.S. @SartoriallyInc]

eat pray nut

[John Young @buttondownking]

@eddiegrizzard Our store?

[John Young @buttondownking]

@MattJeezy30 I was prob going to J’s wings in Bessemer. They have that new bar.

[John Young @buttondownking]

@MattJeezy30 Where you watching?

[#1 heated & old fling$ stan @XAYONCEE]

so i tested out the theory that if you play "Feeling Myself" by Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé at exactly 11:58:50 pm on New Year's Eve, Beyoncé will say "world stop" in 2017 and "Carry on" in 2018, AND BITCH IT WORKEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[L.A.S. @SartoriallyInc]

fashion people who cop their parents fly shit just so they can flex on ig are so stupid ur dad wants a singing bass fish not fucking balenciaga my g

[John Young @buttondownking]

@lukeburbank Whaaaa happen?

[John Young @buttondownking]

@STURDYSHOW Think I’ll ride my horse for my work commute this morning

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

Here’s the thing: Black people aren’t a RESOURCE that democrats can only tap into during elections while ignoring their existence in all other ways.