buttondownrob

GA 🍑 ➡️ CA ☀️ ➡️ CO 🏔 ➡️ GA 🍑 forever a @braves fan.

[buttondownrob @buttondownrob]

@UESmurse @ayyysquared Did y’all divert to CHA? Literally flew back from LGA to CHA earlier than planned today bc I was afraid the wx was gonna be a wreck.

[buttondownrob @buttondownrob]

The perfect opportunity to use *that* photo and TMZ went with a suit and tie? Damn.

[TMZ @TMZ]

💔 Kristi Noem and husband Bryon are divorcing after cross-dressing claims, her mom says. https://t.co/lZFKuRSIqT

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

The following 3 House Republicans are currently being accused of assault or sexual harassment:

Cory Mills
Chuck Edwards
Max Miller

Are you going to call for their resignations, @GOP?

[buttondownrob @buttondownrob]

@sarobertson_ Is this satin?

[buttondownrob @buttondownrob]

Notice how @ScottJenningsKY said he “spoke to” McConnell for 20min and not “spoke with.”

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

not really interested in Platner takes from Republicans, who have three times nominated a guy accused of much more to the presidency

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

Said it once…and we’ll say it again 🇺🇸

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: The game tonight is gonna be amazing. If they beat us we'll say it was rigged just like the election in 2020

[buttondownrob @buttondownrob]

@MrBeast Zero (0) actual, legitimate pennies in this photo.

[That Gay Guy Candle Co. 🇺🇸 @gayguycandleco]

Nothing says Independence Day like a Qatari plane flying over Mount Rushmore. 🇶🇦

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

In the past hour, the Trump admin has deleted their web page that recommended setting thermostats between 75-78 during heat waves, and 85 if you are not home, after the GOP learned that Mayor Mamdani was urging New Yorkers to follow White House guidance.

[buttondownrob @buttondownrob]

@ayyysquared Okay THANK YOU bc we were just talking about this lol

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Wanted to get the vibe of going to Trump’s state fair but didn’t want to drive all the way to DC, so I just went and stood in an empty field.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

computer, enhance

[T. Becket Adams @BecketAdams]

Boy, was I wrong.

CNN's reporting was accurate, and I was very, very wrong. This iteration of the Trump presidency is exactly as inept as advertised.

https://t.co/C3i40GRgmF

[buttondownrob @buttondownrob]

@ayyysquared 🙌🏼🎊

[Emily Jashinsky @emilyjashinsky]

This is the plot of Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Rep. Rob Wittman (R-VA) faked a phone call for roughly 90 seconds after being asked about Speaker Mike Johnson’s comments regarding potential Social Security cuts.

The phone's screen remained visible, with his cheek inadvertently tapping different parts of the display.