mandy ✨

crude and unprofessional

[mandy ✨ @buttonstobambi]

Friends help friends

[mandy ✨ @buttonstobambi]

@Starbucks y’all really aren’t gonna bring back the turkey sage danish, huh?? 😩

[mandy ✨ @buttonstobambi]

Live in Denver is on spotify and i have no one to talk to about it???

[mandy ✨ @buttonstobambi]

👑👑

[mandy ✨ @buttonstobambi]

i love bothering my dad with absolute useless bullshit

[mandy ✨ @buttonstobambi]

that’s gonna be my standard unit of measure moving forward thank you goodnight

[mandy ✨ @buttonstobambi]

today baby weighs as much as a standard can of soda

[mandy ✨ @buttonstobambi]

genuinely think people get together some days and decide “let’s fuck w her it’ll be FUNNY”

[mandy ✨ @buttonstobambi]

wish the rapture had come today so i didn’t have to repeatedly stop myself from bashing my head into the wall bc of work

[mandy ✨ @buttonstobambi]

daydreaming abt the NP i saw who was told i was getting severe headaches so when she asked me how i was when she walked in and i said good, she said “no you’re not! i hear you’re getting bad headaches!” you’re right queen don’t let me lie 🥺

[eden is online @peedenisonline]

what happens if you eat radioactive shrimp

how can you tell if a shrimp was radioactive Reddit

Radioactive shrimp Reddit

Radioactive shrimp antidote Reddit

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

I'm going to write the next bad american novel

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i’d end my life from loneliness before i ever talk to chatgpt like it’s my friend

[shanna 🌵🩵 @ohnoshanna]

unfortunately at 19 i was doing both

[. @chroniclesofari]

i would've believed it because i have a pure heart

[mandy ✨ @buttonstobambi]

naming my firstborn son James Buchanan Jason Todd FOR THE BIT

[mandy ✨ @buttonstobambi]

babies in glasses! babies in glasses!!!

[Kyle @kylofone]

sure just delete the load-bearing wall from your house lol