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Thomas Bahama, Tommy if you nasty. I got my Hushpuppies on...

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@edsbs that’s impossible. my plan was just delegate everything to those dudes and kick my feet up for that week 2 FCS Southeast matchup

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@alex_kirshner and this is the consequence of his actions 8 months ago

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@Dan_Man22

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anyway the games on so i’m gonna go watch some of it

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a second civil rights movement, 180k+ dead from a virus that still isn’t under control, a recession larger than any the nation has seen before. and this clown is out here workshopping a tight 5 on fast food straws for his next stand up special

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

TRUMP: "They want to ban straws. Has anybody ever tried those paper straws? They are not working too good. Right? I said, I have had a couple meals at McDonald's, etc, over the years. Wendy's. A friend of mine owns Wendy's, I will give it a plug. Right? Burger King."

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im teaching 95 high school seniors a day through a goddamn laptop but please mr president tell me more about your fancy ties

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also i havent eaten stews lately because its not winter

somehow it is 10 pm and the heat index is still 97°

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its true ive bought two bracelets since ive last eaten stew

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

More American males now wear bracelets than eat stew

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@alex_kirshner find a chicken brine so that the chicken has flavor other than just the sauce.

[shalewa sharpe @silkyjumbo]

yes, there are hoes in this house - i believe we included that in the zillow listing.

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@thejasonkirk Christ I had to rewatch to see if this was legit. Holy cow what an incredible moment

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@heyitschili @STSouthland lookin forward to seeing where the blue powerade gets incorporated

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@ledbettercarly @elonuniversity keep at it

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@Dan_Man22

[theScore @theScore]

Jordan Martinook's pregame ritual (screaming very loudly) with Andrei Svechnikov is something else. 😂 🗣

(🎥: u/bothliveofficial, @Canes, H/T @jtbourne)

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@ledbettercarly buttpocket’s former summer school roomate and friend rob shapiro*

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@ledbettercarly @elonuniversity signed, friend.

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@BrianMFloyd Quarter mil now

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@Dan_Man22 @ShutdownFullcas 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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@ShutdownFullcas unintentionally killed a very hostile goose with a 7 iron in self defense after my tee shot landed close to the water