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I like aliens. 32, he/him

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@corbietalons Oh, I’m sorry we haven’t talked in so long! Twitter as like, a thing makes me want to hit the reset button on humanity so I just don’t spend much time here, but you’re cool and I miss you.

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Huge apologies to any friends I may have who did not want to see that/engage with my weird shipping stuff.

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Apparently it was two years since I Twittered. Anyway!

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https://t.co/trNjHm2q3K

I haven’t used Twitter in at least 3 years, but I wrote this (profoundly NSFW) piece of Hades fanfic, and I’m legitimately kinda proud of it.

Asterius/Theseus, a very tender monster figuring out love. Also some other dead guys and a god are there.

[Tip Turkey @buttstaches]

@theelderscrotes Kim Kitsuragi?

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

Despite all my rage I am still just a frog in a ball

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@beenomorph I taste soap in my mouth just looking at that.

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@decade_positive I'd vote sockpuppet but his history of manipulating people he knows IRL is extensive too, I can see him pulling the reform/persecution card. And yeah, seriously, this dude is so persistent and he's an abuser, not just "problematic."

[Tip Turkey @buttstaches]

@decade_positive Does he have a new identity now? Ugh.

[iAmMoshow - The Cat Rapper ™ @iammoshow]

Soo my Cat Black Savage and I wanted to take a picture to make you all smile but my cat MegaMam got jealous af and decided to get in the picture but act like she dont care haha. Retweet this if we achieved our goal of making you happy

[iAmMoshow - The Cat Rapper ™ @iammoshow]

Retweet this if you wouldn’t mind being best friends with my cats and I after this seeing pic

[Corbie @corbietalons]

FYI: I'll be streaming for Battleborn Day from 9:00 to 11:00 pm CST. Let me know if you want to join the party. :O https://t.co/mp5ZjqOtIp

[SCORPIO’S GROOVE @soulful_son]

Michelangelo had NO reason to give God a thick juicy ass, but he did. He did that for all of us.

[Oceana @oceana]

Squalius alburnoides looks unassuming, but this small fish did something so rare scientists thought it was a mistake https://t.co/TthbzbUz5H

[benjiiiiiiii :3 @gxrlfxggot]

tis the season for halloween adopts- frankenstein, bat girl, vampire and witch, $30 a pop! dm or comment to claim, boosts appreciated!

[iAmMoshow - The Cat Rapper ™ @iammoshow]

Cat People retweet this if our dear friend @Penmanhats made us look fly af right meow

[Dan Andrews @DanielAndrewsMP]

People shouldn't have to give away their best mate to another family just so they can stay living in their house.

So we're doing this:

[ellie sunakawa @elliesunakawa]

it..it’s 69 degrees in Nice right now

*sheds tear*

...nice