@XV20_Camry Newport 100’s are all at the same time, expensive (exclusive), delicious (menthol but in the correct way), and for some reason racially classified (idk why), so white people will often change their mind after asking for a bum. Carry a white lighter too, no one will steal it.
I get horny like once a week, and the rest of the week I’m self conscious about my appearance. Yes I’d rather have hair than a hard penis. Maybe I’ll want a hard penis some day, but the correction for that is far less painful than a fucking hair transplant
I’ve been on Zoloft for a year and I’ve already got ED issues. I’m about to start Finasteride. At this point in my life, considering where I am and where I’ve been, I’d rather have a full head of hair than a boner if I’m honest
@carliehaunts That is funny actually because that liberty was old and gay enough that it was actually a cool car, I’m sorry someone with an untrained guard dog and a son named Gunner tried to give you a rubber duck hate symbol lmao
This whole “jeep ducking” thing has to be fucking fake. Every wrangler I see has a row of ducks, and if there’s one thing I know about white American people in American cars is that they aren’t nice. They’re buying those ducks themselves I fucking know it.
I’ve never been that guy, never known that guy, nobody knows that guy, but that guy always gets the point everyone’s trying to make across, because he has a bottle of gasoline, in a fuckin pepsi bottle. The X Factor
I think my favorite thing about big city protests, against ice or police brutality or what have you, it’s usually generally peaceful, most people are upset but not insane. Then there’s the small percentage of people that show up with a Gatorade bottle of gasoline in their pocket
I still believe that the Newport 100 menthol is the ultimate cigarette, but hey, I’m not some king, I’m not some god, I don’t say no to Pepsi when the diner doesn’t have Coke. I’m completely satisfied by this $12.40 pack of cigs instead of my normal $16.85 pack of cigs
Today I was two bucks short so instead of Newport 100’s I bought Sonoma Menthol 100’s and as a life long smoker, gotta say, not that bad. It’s like getting store brand ginger ale instead of Canada Dry, it’s still delicious, just different. Much to think about.
MOST IMPORTANT PART: fall asleep reading that sci-fi shit near the window with the lights on and the nic patch WITH the nic gum in your mouth. You will have a visually artistic dream that feels like a vision for hours. Then you’ll wake up in the detox ward to a burger :)
Take a break for more turkey sandwiches and ice cream and more John Wick, take the Valium they offer you and maybe some Trazadone, read more of the sci-fi while looking out a window.
I’m in a camp site right now and my neighbors are running a generator to watch FAMILY FEUD at FULL VOLUME on a TV that’s OUTSIDE of their camper. That is FUCKING HILARIOUS I’m not even mad! Hearing Steve Harvey yell and the the big “DING” and “BRRRT” in a state forest is so funny