standardized pest

I have the constitutional right to be an dumbass.

[standardized pest @butwaitheresMER]

The shittiest thing about getting older is how much everyone around me cares about golf.

[standardized pest @butwaitheresMER]

@jaredlholt https://t.co/NRQGCPZmVP

[Boy Constrictor @LauraSmitherene]

there’s no good name for someone who loves movies

Film bro is too male centric
Film nerd isn’t right
Cinephile sounds like I’m molesting the movies

[standardized pest @butwaitheresMER]

Poop from a butt endorses chronic diarrhea

[Angie Craig @AngieCraigMN]

Minneapolis Mayor, Jacob Frey, knows I am relentless, tough, tested — and exactly who we need in Washington. 

I’m honored to have his endorsement in this race.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

We lost Roe because a racist white woman REFUSED to step down from the Supreme Court at the personal behest of then president Barack Obama.

[hunter @3gpmh]

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

air bud in the criterion closet

[standardized pest @butwaitheresMER]

Lawyers:

[Sybil ੯‧̀͡⬮ @midtowncowboys]

The Muppets (2011) / Perfect Blue (1997)

[UAINE @mahtowin1]

4 Oglala Lakota men kidnapped by ICE in Minneapolis have finally been located. One of them was released but the other 3 are being held at Fort Snelling, a former concentration camp used to imprison Native people incl. the Dakota 38 during the Dakota Wars. https://t.co/YwzHPdwsy6

[standardized pest @butwaitheresMER]

Two throat-goats who love destroying the middle class and ignoring world-wide pandemics which lead to the deaths of tens of thousands of people.

[Dew (Robotfucker) @DewEnjoyer]

Democrats:

[KELOLAND News @keloland]

USD students, faculty walk-out for free speech https://t.co/boDp7RoWg7

[Omar Fateh @OmarFatehMN]

Minneapolis needs to take a housing first approach to homelessness. Without a well-resourced, compassionate, and resident-focused approach, the conditions for violence in encampments will continue to exist. Tragedies like the one last night are completely avoidable.

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

I was homeless in DC for some time and did sleep on the street at one point and need to underscore how easily it can happen to most of us. people on the street dont lack character they lack resources and this further criminalizing of poverty is fascism

[Carson Breber @Carsobi]

A hung jury? All of em? Where do you even find 12 guys like that?

[Paid to Agitate willing to annoy for free @larryn1966]

Today marks the 91st anniversary of the Minneapolis Teamsters strike. The strike that made Minneapolis a union town. The rights we enjoy as workers have come because of those who fought and died before us.

[standardized pest @butwaitheresMER]

@SenFettermanPA @POTUS 👢👅 how’s that boot taste?

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

straight up Nazi shit

[fonesy @_fonesy_]

I started a Jacob Frey campaign parody account and they had instagram take it down within a few hours. Whoever is on his comms team is earning their paycheck this year, I'll give them that.

[taylr @taylr]

i’ve been sent this footage of an MPD officer on east lake st during the federal action on 6/3 turning around and shoving a person who was filming him