lexylooo

Satan's daughter, PitBull mama, comedian to my friends, world-renowned gummy candy & sleeping enthusiast.

[lexylooo @Buunniii]

@technosass_bb8 @KennTheSky i love you so much bitch 🥺🖤

[z. @zionbell4]

@oxminaox yk i had do to it for the one time

[lexylooo @Buunniii]

I just got a dick pic and the guy edited it so his dick looks like a candy cane. Merry fucking Chrysler

[GLOCK LESNAR @grasskingdoms]

@Scarlet4UrMa so i remixed your dog...

[lexylooo @Buunniii]

Let’s see how long I can make it before I cut my own bangs again 🤷🏻‍♀️

[LORD FLACKO JODYE II @asvpxrocky]

MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY .AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER FUCKED HIM RATE HIM 😮

[lexylooo @Buunniii]

@tazzzynicoled You have no need to be down on yourself you fucking beautiful ANGEL

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

i am 25 years old and have lived on my own for 3 yrs and today my parents held a “family meeting” to tell me they know i smoke weed and are worried about my “well-being”. they think i rely on it too much and can’t stop.. i couldn’t believe it. i had to step outside to hit my pen

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Never get too old to watch cartoons fam.

[lexylooo @Buunniii]

@RayBabyy18 Thank you so much 🥺 hope you’re doing great!

[lexylooo @Buunniii]

@lilsassbaby I fucking love you 🥺

[lexylooo @Buunniii]

@lilsassbaby The day you cook for me is the day I die happy #wifey

[Nicky @nickturani]

My girlfriend said we should each pick a “hall pass”, just in case we ever met that person. I chose Kate Upton and she chose her roommate Connor

[lexylooo @Buunniii]

@Chime

[lexylooo @Buunniii]

@Lindseycook26 Lmfao I miss you

[lexylooo @Buunniii]

@Moradach5 @Chime It isn’t a technical issue when people’s legit money is missing, some people lost their homes, some were threatened to be taken to jail for not being able to pay a restaurant bill, some stuck on the side of the road or in a different state, don’t tell people to calm down.

[rosie kennedy 🥀 @rosiekennedy_AR]

@Chime “People asked too many questions about their balances, so we have actually simply hidden their money from them so they’d stop asking.” amazing.