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To avoid criticism: say nothing, do nothing, be nothing. insta @ wavehaiven & @ iluvmyhaiders

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Dave: “Hey, babe.. wanna do some wine?”

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Just poppin onto Twitter to say that Miranda Cosgrove takes a lot of car selfies. & I like it.

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Hi Twitter. Do you ever get a zit on your face and think “wow, that would be a gorgeous spot for a beauty mark ”?

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How I felt when Dave said “let’s schedule our vaccinations”

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Idk guys. I had some gin to cope with the aftermath of the workOut.

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Dave made me work out today. I think imma break up with him..?

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One word looks crazy... stare at it for a sec..

Workout
Sauerkraut

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Workout? Work out?

That’s how much I hate the activity. I’m not even sure if it’s one or two words.

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@ColeBuns @JaredTacos Why does this sound like a convo Dave and I would have?😂

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Just some nice Florida moments 😌

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I’ve always pictured myself being that overly tanned/leathery grandma. I was born for the beach.

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Pro tip: if you see a mom taking pictures of her family, offer to take a family pic for them. Moms are never in the pictures.

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@unitedweare23 I was desperate for a bathroom. I booked it out of there so fast though 😂

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I just walked into a gas station in Alabama with a mask on & the old guy behind the counter said “you know you’re in Trump country, right?”

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@JaredTacos Hahah I was terrified to say anything. I was very clearly the only one in there with any ounce of common sense or social awareness.

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@NashSevereWx @Tennessean check out this timelapse, midtown facing southwest towards green hills.

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Skinny jeans and side parts are still cute. Idc.

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@kalynabeena If they know what’s good for them... lol