Gabrielle

💓Am just unique 💗

👍Stay hungry for knowledge and success💪.Great things never came from comfort zones.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Always remember...

Men are the PRIZE.

And women are the PRICE.

There is nowhere a woman is mandated to spend any money during her wedding.

But the man must spend to marry his wife.

She positions herself and wins the PRIZE through femininity, respect and faithfulness.

While he shows love through leadership, protection and provision (PRICE).

That is why the bride is always the happiest during wedding ceremony.

Because she is the winner of the PRIZE.

Good morning.

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

@jon_d_doe I feel he would not listen to you Agba. At the end he said naija babes complain he doesn't have or give them time because he is working on PC, yet he had the time to make video call, talk more & even pray together thereby giving the UK woman attention. He's eager to travel out.

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

@SimonOdins @jon_d_doe Hmmm, na wa oh

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

This is a simple test that you should carry out as a boyfriend.

Whenever your girlfriend is visiting, deliberately keep money somewhere that will be visible to her.

Make sure you count the money, and it should not all be the same denomination. Do not touch the money, and do not ask her to touch it either.

When she leaves, go and count the money.

If it's short, wait to see if she would tell you that she took some money from it and explain what she used it for.

Ideally, she's not supposed to touch the money if you didn't ask her to.

But give her the benefit of the doubt if she touches it without you asking her to.

If she doesn't tell you about it after she has left, carry out the same test again and again.

By the time she has done it more than 3 times, please know that you have not found a wife yet.

End.

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

of airports while you remain behind as the official caretaker of the family home, the family memories, and a television that nobody now argues about.
Therefore, make good friends now,join clubs and societies where you can spend time for surely this is the new reality .

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

When people discuss retirement, they focus on money.

They talk about pensions.

They talk about investments.

They talk about medical insurance.

Nobody talks about what happens when the children grow up and leave.

Not leave home and settle in the next town.

Leave properly.

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

a modern marriage quietly evolves into a long-distance relationship despite both people still being legally married and deeply attached to each other.

Retirement, many men eventually discover, is not spending every day with your wife.

It is watching your wife become a citizen

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

The other knows exactly which monkey has been stealing mangoes from the compound.

Eventually a strange realization settles in.

The children inherited the mother.

The homestead inherited the father.

And somewhere between America, Canada, Australia, Europe and home,

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

The wife accumulates airline miles.

The husband accumulates stories.

One becomes an expert on international airports.

The other becomes an expert on village weather patterns.

One knows immigration procedures in three countries.

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

A son has a work commitment.

A school closes for holidays.

A family emergency appears.

The return date quietly migrates to another season.

The husband learns not to ask too many questions.

He simply waits.

Patiently.

Like government projects.

Months become years.

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

Occasionally she announces that she will be returning home next month.

The husband becomes excited.

He starts counting days.

The house receives a general cleaning.

Plans are made.

Then a new development occurs.

A grandchild is born.

A daughter needs assistance.

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

Instructions begin arriving from overseas.

Cook this.

Eat that.

Reduce salt.

Increase vegetables.

Drink more water.

At this point the husband starts wondering whether he is a spouse or a remote agricultural project being supervised from another continent.

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

steal.
Checking water tanks whose water consumption has dropped dramatically.

Phone calls become predictable.

“How are you?”

“I am fine.”

“What did you eat?”

“Tea.”

“What else?”

“Bread.”

“What else?”

“More bread.”

The wife immediately sounds concerned.

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

A few weeks later she is somewhere in Melbourne teaching grandchildren how to pronounce family names correctly.

The husband remains exactly where she left him.
At home.
Guarding the family compound.
Monitoring trees planted twenty years ago.
Inspecting fences nobody intends to

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

Even the dog starts looking at him as if asking whether everybody else has relocated.

Meanwhile the wife is thriving.

Photographs begin arriving from different countries.

Today she is holding a newborn in Texas.

Next month she is attending a school concert in Toronto.

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

Nobody asks why he has left his shoes in the middle of the sitting room.

For a brief moment, retirement feels magnificent.

Then reality arrives.

The house becomes too quiet.

The meals become suspiciously repetitive.

The conversations become one-sided.

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

He carries the suitcase.

He reminds her to call when she arrives.

He waves goodbye.

Then he returns home.

Alone.

The first few days are pleasant.

The house is quiet.

The television belongs entirely to him.

Nobody complains about the volume.

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

new purpose in life.
She becomes a travelling grandmother.
A global consultant on childcare.
An international specialist in grandchildren affairs.
At first the husband is supportive.
After all, these are their children.
These are their grandchildren.
He drives her to th airport

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

One ends up in Texas.
Another settles in Minnesota.
A daughter moves to Canada.
A son relocates to Australia.
The youngest is somewhere in Europe.
Every family gathering now requires a world map and a calculator for time zones.
This is usually the point at which a wife discovers

[Gabrielle @buxomz]

https://t.co/VG8mFsmoKW