Buyside Berbert

Ex-PJT RSSG & Ex-Tiger Global. Expert in Special Situations. Buyside. L/S TMT Equities. contrarian. munting enthusiast. #FuckBLM. ketamine connoisseur.

[litquidity @litcapital]

Elon’s biggest competitor: Ketamine

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I mix coke and molly but I don’t fuck with plastics in my food #PFAS

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@eastvillageguy She said, in her 3bdrm west village apt paid for by her BX PE SMD, and whose bf is an aspiring OF content creator

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Change my mind

[Delbert's Ghost @DelbertsGhost]

@BarryOnHere

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@MurrayHillGuy1 And consume a small mountain of SSRI’s for breakfast

[MAZE @mazemoore]

This is not terrible AI, it's a real message from the current frontrunner for NYC Mayor to his socialist comrades.

"The end goal of seizing the means of production."

I can't believe this is actually happening.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Zohran Mamdani pretends to speak for the oppressed—but he grew up in a $60k/year private school, went to an elite college, is the son of a Columbia professor and a famous film producer, and now lives in a $2 million Chelsea apartment. Spare us the act.

[Sara Eisen @SaraEisen]

As Mayor, he would be in charge of NYC’s more than $100b budget.

The top 2–2.5% of earners in NYC—which includes ultra-high-income individuals and likely many billionaires—pay about 50–52% of the city’s personal income tax revenue.

Not to mention property taxes.

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“Lifestyle offenses”

Presumably doing fent bumps on the sidewalk falls into this

#NYCHasFallen

[Mamdani Watch @MamdaniWatch]

Read Zohran Mamdani’s full plan on crime.

This is scary.

[signüll @signulll]

people are overwhelmed by the infinite sprawl of internet content but what’s interesting is how that chaos breeds its own counterforces.

little moments of clarity... like this girl breaking down the difference between how you think when you’re young vs when you’re older.. simple, sharp, & accurate.

in a weird way, that’s how the internet self regulates. not through order, but through contrast. not through pure structure, but through occasional flashes of signal in the noise.

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I’m an oppressed victim because I was born into the best country in the world and I am insecure no one should be more rich than someone who threw their life away majoring in Gender studies! Free things for everyone! Feel good socialism politics can’t go tits up! -Every liberal rn

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Feel good politics!

Is also

Frontal lobe free politics!

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Just because you were retarded and chose Gender studies as your major and are doomed to never have a stake in capitalism - does NOT mean you have to ruin it for everyone else.

Tell me you have never lived under communism without telling me you have never lived under communism.

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I’m too much of a monkey brain to have a stake in capitalism, so I guess I’ll just make my personality envying the rich! #socialism

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Social security is a Ponzi scheme.

Change my mind.

Eliminate it all by yesterday.

[LBO Vinny @LeveredVinny]

me calling the IRS after seeing my signing bonus get taxed at 48%

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Tell me your a cuck without telling me your a cuck

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Can’t take it with you

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

your life is happening now, why are you saving money? spend that shit, live it up, enjoy yourself, fuck the future.