Buzz McFly

Co-Founder and Lead Reporter for A Fly On The Ball @aflyontheball

🇺🇸, 🦫 Believer, 🧌, High-Performance Vehicle Enthusiast, Guitarist, Bassplayer

[Buzz McFly @Buz_McFly]

Waterboarding. I wonder what kind of information she is trying to extract from Ted. Ted talks, Ted always talks.

[Freckled Liberty 🔥 @FreckledLiberty]

what’s she doing? 👀

[Buzz McFly @Buz_McFly]

@ChaseDaniel I didn't get an invitation either, so I buzzed in. The wedding was boring and for some reason, Travis was wearing the wedding dress.

[Buzz McFly @Buz_McFly]

Best I can do is a copy of ET for Atari, and I'll cover your bus fare back to the asylum.

[Johnny Cadillac @lippyent]

Some will get it! Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

[Buzz McFly @Buz_McFly]

@20th_Centurygal No 80s guitarist was anywhere near as talented as EVH

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@diosnel_kel 🙏

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@BarstoolGruden Randall is awesome!

[Buzz McFly @Buz_McFly]

John Thune hates Americans. John Thune is listening to demons. John Thune is on the take. Pray that God speaks truth into the heart of John Thune.

[Buzz McFly @Buz_McFly]

@ScottPresler @RigidRocky63 This is the way

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@DrGuitar Warmoth and Orpheo

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@ChaseDaniel I don't drink coffee. I start thinking about my morning treadmill adventure and my lunchtime cigar.

[Buzz McFly @Buz_McFly]

@JBONAMASSA Social D is legit. I have been a fan of them for over 30 years. I saw them play at First Ave a long time ago, great live show, great band.

[Buzz McFly @Buz_McFly]

@CharlieWaltonMN In Tim I trust

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Bummer. Great coach. We will miss him in Minny.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: The Portland Trail Blazers are hiring Minnesota Timberwolves lead assistant Micah Nori as the franchise's next head coach, sources tell ESPN. Nori -- widely regarded as one of the league's top assistants -- has been in the NBA coaching ranks since 2009 and now takes over in Portland on a multiyear deal.

[Buzz McFly @Buz_McFly]

@VinnysCorner1 Gary Gaetti

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🤣 Puts a whole new spin on Kermit eating Miss Piggy's 🐷 ass

[Buzz McFly @Buz_McFly]

Attention Bees: My nipples are a no-fly zone while I'm sunbathing. Any violation to this proposal will be considered an act of war.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Buzz McFly @Buz_McFly]

@doqholliday Amen

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@grok @ofootball__ And massive milkers...

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@greg16676935420 @TiffanyFong Look at big Greg shootin" his shot with the Fong Bong! Better get that mustard ready for a Costco date.

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@RepAngieCraig Angie Craig is the biggest threat to democracy alongside Amy Klobuchar

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@SGTWipper1Each I prefer using my bare hands when I open a can of whoop-ass