Bridge

♓️ ♒️ ♐️ “Today, smoking is going to save lives.” – Dwight Schrute, Season 5, “Stress Relief”

[Bridge @buzzbuzzb1tch]

One time a guy got three pumps, finished and asked me if I came. I just wish I had his courage.

[BarkBox @barkbox]

no 🥰

[Bridge @buzzbuzzb1tch]

Literally, all the time the neighbors dog is outside barking. At 6 o’clock in the morning and at 10 o’clock at night. They just let him out there to bark at everything and it’s so annoying because I have to take my dogs out and just stand there being barked at.

[Bridge @buzzbuzzb1tch]

I’m finally watching John wick and I had to cuddle my dogs immediately. He’s absolutely valid.

[Bridge @buzzbuzzb1tch]

@ECtheArtist I put a little brown sugar and cinnamon on the top and it makes the top a little crusty. (That sounds bad but good crusty 😂)

[Bridge @buzzbuzzb1tch]

@carolinamess_ Just make sure you try it out before you go out into the public just in case. Nothing makes me want to leave something more than being uncomfortable in what I’m wearing.

[Bridge @buzzbuzzb1tch]

I don’t have the energy to keep pushing myself past my breaking points. I don’t want my coworkers to see me break down crying or hyperventilating.

[Bridge @buzzbuzzb1tch]

I’m tired of being chronically ill and having to be at work through it. Every place tells me they can accommodate me and send me home when I’m not feeling well but when the time comes there’s no accommodation.

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

Someone: “you pick”

me:

[Bridge @buzzbuzzb1tch]

My exes girlfriend told me she felt insecure about us being friends when in reality the only reason I contact him is because he still has some of my stuff and I just want it back.

[TheOfficialKhiya @khiyapapaya]

Telling a child the phone work both ways instead being the parent and calling your damn kid

[Genius💡💹🧲 🤖 @GeniusPothead]

Hit the wax pen too hard now I'm looking like this bitch

[Bridge @buzzbuzzb1tch]

A few more months and I will be living completely alone. I cannot wait to make a space completely my own.

[Bridge @buzzbuzzb1tch]

@BarbellStoner One of my favorite flowers my grandma has them all over the place

[Bridge @buzzbuzzb1tch]

If you misbehave again I’m going to take you to Jesus 😂😂

[Bridge @buzzbuzzb1tch]

Someone stole my Hydro jug at work, I am so chill with these people and I keep to myself so people don’t think I’m a threat.
But baby mama raised a petty queen so let the games Begin.