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[BuzzedLightQueer @buzzdlightqueer]

think the ballroom is just to make the White House look like Mar-a-lago so when Trump is sundowing he stops trying to go home.

[BuzzedLightQueer @buzzdlightqueer]

@DaveRamsey how do I budget for the end of American democracy?

[BuzzedLightQueer @buzzdlightqueer]

@JDVance Everyone has to follow the law… except the president apparently? What a fucking joke you lot are.

[BuzzedLightQueer @buzzdlightqueer]

@ArmaLite15OU812 @atrupar To quote Bizarre from D12: “Bitch, are you retarded?”

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Mom and dad sent him to his friends house so he wouldn’t have to hear them fight.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Sliding into the weekend! 😂

[BuzzedLightQueer @buzzdlightqueer]

@mariotweets @oliviuuuuhh We have to burn them. It’s the only way.

[BuzzedLightQueer @buzzdlightqueer]

Wait, you guys are getting PTO?

[Eric Hoke @erichoke]

Church hiring committees will literally put you through 5 rounds of interview over 10 months to offer you 30k a hear with 2 weeks PTO.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

me: *went to a christian college, was a youth pastor, is a member of a church, has two master degrees in theology, works for a seminary*

evangelicals: “you’re not a christian”

[BuzzedLightQueer @buzzdlightqueer]

@CarissasNewLife @erichoke I… I didn’t know that this wasn’t supposed to be normal 😩

[BuzzedLightQueer @buzzdlightqueer]

@ReevesTheGhost Goddamn, sorry you don’t know how to be around women, Reeves.

[BuzzedLightQueer @buzzdlightqueer]

@randysharpswife I do gay shit in your honor, Court 💛

[BuzzedLightQueer @buzzdlightqueer]

There is not hate quite like Christian “love”

[BuzzedLightQueer @buzzdlightqueer]

@ReformedRant @TaskGen @ReformedRant this is such a weird way to say this. Sorry about your repressed humiliation kink, bro.

[BuzzedLightQueer @buzzdlightqueer]

@turntosilenc @randysharpswife Yes.