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flat earther

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[reverend DIVA DOWN!!!! @buzzfeedquahog]

been having fun lately !!

[reverend DIVA DOWN!!!! @buzzfeedquahog]

I lost 100 lbs over the past 2 years and like that’s fucking crazy to say out loud

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Baseball is for everyone. Happy Pride Month, Bucco fans! 🌈🖤💛

[Sam Fishell @SamFishell]

when LMFAO plays at a wedding that means its time for the traditional uncle/nephew dance

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Even as a child, I couldn't bear the hypocrisy

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

[Tom Jorgenson @TomJorgenson12]

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.

[KdNoKevinDurant @AyooKd]

They done Fucked Up In Gave Me A Horse 🐴🏇🏾

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i have a fake tooth filled with ozempic in case im ever captured and forced to serve in lowrise jeans

[13yr old with a credit card @13yroldwithcc]

Donald HUSSEIN Trump

[Elizabeth Hurley @ElizabethHurley]

Thanking God today that my nephew Miles is with us for Easter today. His wound is still oozing blood but he’s alive & we’re thankful. The knifemen who stabbed him are still roaming around London. Perhaps around your loved ones. Happy Easter xx

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

in the entire history of the olympics (more than 10,000 athletes each summer games and 3,000 each winter) since 1896, this would have applied to one (1) woman who did not place in anything

[computer man @gloomfather]

Lol that’s funny dude. Reminds me of something one of my mentally ill twitter friends said several months ago.. hang on just give me 45 minutes to find it so I can read it out loud for you,

[Nadia @toptentextures]

excerpt from rachel corrie’s letter to her mother, written three weeks before she was killed

[reverend DIVA DOWN!!!! @buzzfeedquahog]

sam altman I have plans for you.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

🚨 SAM ALTMAN: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom