Jordan Goff

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

I love how my wife was taking our dogs for a simple walk, only to wake me up and tell me that one just disappeared! Found him in a basement of a new house going up!😆🙏

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

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[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

I’m so in love with my wife, she’s my rock and my person. Because of her I strive to be the best of myself, she’s deserves that 🫶

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

Why haven’t we built refineries optimized for our sweet crude? We’d be energy independent from the global market and our gas prices would be lower. No, we have refineries built from the 70s optimized for lower quality sour crude.

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

Why do mechanics get paid by flat hours?Dealerships, shops, and ect are wondering why they can’t find help. Pay those guys what they’re worth.

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

I just want to feel accepted and not rejected.

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

“Borrow from future generations” that’s a boomer thing. Glad you’re not holding the bill 🫡👍 me and my kids and my grandkids are though.

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

“This isn’t the America I grew up in” yea no shit. Just sit and admire how you’re leaving it for us. Results of your selfishness.

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

You know what boomers have been running the country for the last 33 years. Go play golf or something. Pass on to the next generation and be wise people to share your wisdom and experience with.

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

I think private equity should be bared from buying residential homes and real estate. Them and old people have contributed to the housing problems

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

Married the love of my life on Friday the 13th ❤️

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

@tacobell hey guys can we bring back the quad steak burrito? You took it off the menu like 15 years ago. It was an OG! Thank you! 🙏

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

@GM Come on guys. Stop cowering to external pressure. Give us what we loved about you in the first place. Reliable, workable, simple, cheaper. You lost your way since Mary Barra.

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

Some honest fucking things I needed to talk about….. just shit on it, like ok. Even my significant other.

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

Ace Ventura is my shrooms go to

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

Wifey gave me an excellent Christmas 🥰

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

I believe in today’s day and age it’s important to prioritize family time.

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

Hey @McDonalds I’m tired of paying for your overpriced food in the drive thru only to get told to sit and wait. It looks good on your thru time but is just put on us the customer. Ray Crock would be rolling over in his grave.

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

My daughter literally just asked me to buy her a pony, like what?? My birthday is the one coming up 😂😂

[Jordan Goff @buzzgoff4]

On vacation with my favorite person 🥰