John Bresnahan

[John Bresnahan @BuzzTroll]

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The world needs this right now.

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Somehow life got to the point where if someone uses the default yellow emoji thumbs up that I feel an instant bond with them.

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Hey look at me! I can tweet again! Suspension over!... sooo... do you like... stuff?

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