Hi Ya!

[Tadhg Mac an Chalbhaigh 🇮🇪 @TadhgCalbhaigh]

I have the misfortune of having to work alongside Africans.

There is not a more indolent people on the planet. If left to their own devices not a tap of work would get done.

[Conservatron @Conservatron1]

Breakfast time with Henry!!
Every morning, I get the same greating from donkey.

[Seóirse Sparks @SeoirseSpark2]

https://t.co/h0lsHG8fw5 Top Class
#FREEPALESTINE 😅😅
Natural selection 😅

[ERIKSON🇯🇵🇵🇭 @ERIKSON210]

今思えばこれがフランスの終わりの始まりだったんだろうね

[Kurt Russell @KurtRussellUSA]

Japanese politician says that Muslims shouldn’t be buried in Japan.

”Japan is a cremation country. Allocating land for Muslim burials is not appropriate. If they want burial, it should be done in their home countries at their own expense.”

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Man swinging through the air after cutting the palm tree top with chainsaw.

He never watched Looney Toons once in his life. He made it down safe, though.

[Oldtimers @Oldtimers365]

My husband and I went through the McDonald’s drive-thru, and our total was $4.25.

I gave the cashier a $5 bill plus a quarter.

She looked at me, confused, and said, “You gave me too much.”

I said, “I know. This way, you can just give me a dollar back.”

She sighed and called the manager over. He asked me to explain what I was trying to do, so I told him the same thing.

He handed the quarter back and said, “Sorry, we can’t do that.”

Then the cashier gave me 75 cents in change.

Moral of the story: Never make the math too complicated at McDonald’s.

[Suzee Q @SusieM414141]

Sometimes I just shake my head at why people do the things they do. What did doing this provide her? It’s just stupid choices yet it happens a lot day in and out. I could probably tell you which way she votes.

[Mel Gibson⭐ @MelGibsonxvyv]

Have you noticed that whenever you see chaos and destruction anywhere in the world, the ‘Palestinian’ flag is ALWAYS present?

There’s a reason for that.

[Link Lauren @itslinklauren]

Caitlin Clark’s shoes SOLD OUT in two hours. After years of Nike campaigns featuring Colin Kaepernick and Dylan Mulvaney, the company’s stock plummeted. Nike just dropped from the S&P 100.

GO WOKE, GO BROKE.

I hope the WNBA realizes the star power it has in women like Caitlin Clark and starts defending women’s sports. Surely a WOMEN’S league should be able to define what a woman is.

@foxnewsnight @tracegallagher

[Wiki Leaks 1.0 @WikiLeaksQ]

🚨 WOW! Secretary Rubio is taking NO BS from Dem Rep. Ted Lieu, he keeps DESTROYING them

LIEU: Trump can't even stay awake during meetings!

RUBIO: He's NOT falling asleep

LIEU: YOU'RE LYING

RUBIO: Is this a JOKE!? This is a Foreign Affairs Committee you're asking about SLEEP [...] Absurd and ridiculous. I can't believe we're in a Foreign Affairs Committee with questions about someone who thinks he's a MEDICAL EXPERT when he's NOT! We HAD a cognitively impaired president for 4 years. THIS president is a guy that literally DOESN'T sleep, works long hours every day. I talk to him day and night, HE WORKS INHUMANE HOURS. I've been on trips where he doesn't sleep the whole flight, he's wandering the hallways to wake people up and talk to! He has an INCREDIBLE amount of energy.

He's so good.

[MAGA Lorrie Ann 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸 AMERICA FIRST @LorrieAnn25]

This woman is married to a man who was sexually abusing her daughter. When her daughter told her she refused to believe her and when they did an investigation and said that she was being abused by this man, this woman stood by her husband and refused to kick him out of her house. So they took her children. Which is exactly what they should have done!

[Lee Asher @AsherHouseORG]

I really can’t believe it! 🙏😭❤️
Be the Light Rescue

[Seán Ako 🇮🇪 @TheAkoFiles]

Some bloke in the smoking area just asked me to get out of my seat so his partner, a bloke identifying as a woman, could sit down.

Of all the people to ask.

Sniggered is an understatement.

[Nature Clips @NatureClips01]

BROWN BEAR SITS DOWN TO SCRATCH AN ITCH ON AN ALASKAN LAWN

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

These idiots who act like this should have to do a mandatory class for a month straight called ... How to not act stupid when the cops pull you over.

[The PitchLine @ThePitchLine]

🚨‼️Sir Alex Ferguson On Cristiano Ronaldo Not Been Respected Enough By His Teammates.💭

🗣️Ferguson: ​"Let’s stop dancing around it and tell the bloody truth for once: half those lads in that changing room couldn’t handle being in the same zip code as Cristiano’s standard, so they hid behind whispering and eye-rolling like a bunch of spoiled schoolboys. It wasn't about his 'ego' that’s the pathetic excuse soft, comfortable players use when someone exposes their mediocrity."

🗣️"They resented him because every single morning, while they were worrying about their hairstyles, their boot deals, and their social media followers, Cristiano was in the gym at six o'clock, pushing himself to limits they don't even have the mental capacity to comprehend."

🗣️"​You’ve got players in that squad who haven't won a fraction of what he’s won, who’ve achieved absolutely nothing in the game, sitting there sulking because he demands too much, because he complains when a pass is two yards off, because he dares to expect perfection. Absolute rubbish."

🗣️"He made it about winning. But winning takes a level of ruthless obsession that terrifies modern footballers. They didn't disrespect him because he was wrong; they disrespected him because his presence was a giant mirror showing them exactly how fragile and lazy they really were."

🗣️"They wanted a quiet, comfortable life where they could draw massive wages for finishing fourth, and Cristiano walked in expecting them to act like Manchester United players. It’s an absolute disgrace. He was surrounded by boys who wanted the glamorous lifestyle of a superstar without doing the agonizing work, and instead of pulling their socks up and learning from the greatest to ever live, they threw their hands in the air and blamed him for making them look small."😂

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

A woman says she gets mad every time her male neighbor mows only his side of their connected lawn and leaves hers untouched. 👀 🤔

[Mia Hughes @_CryMiaRiver]

This guy thinks that being prevented from using the women's bathroom means that people don't see him as a woman and think he can never be a woman.

Excellent. Welcome to reality! You are a man, so of course people do not see you as a woman. And of course you can never be a woman. Because you are a man.

The sooner you accept that, the better — for you, and for all of society.