Danger Will Robinson

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[Danger Will Robinson @buzzyfridge]

@rmbyres @MarkHamill I really liked it.

[Danger Will Robinson @buzzyfridge]

@rmbyres I stopped watching Eastenders and Corry back in the end of 2002. One of the best decisions of my life. The only programme on broadcast tv I actually watch is the breakfast show on a weekday when I'm doing the lunches.

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

🚨BREAKING: A sickening ruling has sparked outrage: Three teenage boys who gang-raped two girls — while filming the attacks on their phones, laughing, and cheering each other on — have been given zero jail time.

Judge Nicholas Rowland said he wanted to “avoid criminalising these children unnecessarily” and focus on their “reintegration into society.”

The victims? Completely betrayed by the system.

This is what happens when judges prioritize rapists over justice. Disgusting.

The UK justice sytem is completely broken!

[Danger Will Robinson @buzzyfridge]

@EshaAA33 Looks like Dunhill lighter.

[Danger Will Robinson @buzzyfridge]

@andrewwilde2 @henrywinter You can but you would have to use binoculars! 😄

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

Some of you came from the "If you stop crying, I'll buy you something" generation.

I came from the "If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about" generation.

We're not the same!!

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

A Pepsi ad from the 1980s featuring MICHAEL J. FOX. Great to see him in anything in his pomp.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I’m sure we have all now seen the footage of Metropolitan rozzers kicking a suspected terrorist in the head, repeatedly, when he was down.

We can all play a part in putting an end to this sort of police brutality. Mainly by not going around stabbing people.

[Danger Will Robinson @buzzyfridge]

@rmbyres Ruined my 11th birthday you wankers.

[Danger Will Robinson @buzzyfridge]

@welliver_titus @mireia_nadal Comon mate give us what we want or the vinyl gets scratched!

[hacky sack @h4ckys4ck]

If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

As a child in the 60s my must-watch TV shows were Daktari and Tarzan which both featured my favourite animal chimpanzees. When the Fire Brigade turned up in our street, I was distraught to find out there was a 'chimp on fire'. I was inconsolable. Turns out it was a chip pan fire

[Danger Will Robinson @buzzyfridge]

That's one up there own arse radio station!

[Danger Will Robinson @buzzyfridge]

Hey @British_Airways can you chase up my complaint as you offer of 100 GBP was a joke when I paid over $13k nzd for the tickets.

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

In honor of the legendary George Wendt, here is every time Norm Peterson walks into Cheers

[Love Classical Music and Movies 🎺🎻💖🎥🎬 @AlexTran677026]

What a voice Eric Burden had. With Eric’s voice made this song transcend time.❤️🌹
The Animals "House Of The Rising Sun" on The Ed Sullivan Show💞

[Danger Will Robinson @buzzyfridge]

@andrewwilde2 @LBC @SadiqKhan They are the Met ffs!

[Prof. Ryan Katz-Rosene @ryankatzrosene]

"Siri, what 15 second video clip serves as a metaphor for the culmination of the last half-Century of American-led, fossil fuel driven, neoliberal capitalism?"

[Video by @stuartpalley]

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Wow. Dying is easy. Math is hard.

“The most patriotic thing you can do for your country is your homework.”

This is both funny and true: