Bryan van Gorder

Travel Editor, LogoTV

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I went to @Chase this morning to cash a check. They refused because it was “too big.” So, I wouldn’t bank anymore at Chase everyone, since apparently they have run out of money.

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@SenTedCruz Says the guy who incited a riot at the Capitol.

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@richardmarx You were the first (and second) concert I ever went to see. (Upstate NY with Wilson Phillips). I’m so glad to find out many years later you’re cool af too. Glad you’re back on Twitter.

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@StormyDaniels Get the ghosts to move your stuff for you!

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@VaroBank I wasnt on hold. Your call center isnt even open after 6pm PST. I had an issue at 8 pm which in California, which doesnt seem like an unreasonable time to reach someone. When i did call again this morning the wait time was 45 minutes. I mean, seriously....

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@VaroBank Your bank is terrible. I’m having a problem with my account and you can’t be bothered to staff a customer service line past 6pm PST? As soon as this problem is resolved i will be closing my account.

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@jonathanchait A black person wants fair treatment by police or a lesbian wants a wedding cake and lordy lord that's special treatment. A conservative wants to blame Jews for the holocaust or undermine democracy and any repercussions are unfair and discrimination. Stfu.

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@AMorbidPodcast Gals, I love ya but you Bundyed my eardrums. Slender Man story volume level: inside voice; every ad volume level: Metallica concert in active volcano.

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@benvyle A few years ago I was getting into my car in downtown LA and a homeless man yelled, “go back to West Hollywood you uppity faggot” to which I exclaimed for everyone in ear shot to hear, “Finally! Someone who gets me!” Even he laughed.

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@BettyBowers I’m guessing a lot of the people that support POTUS and gang, don’t protect their own kids with vaccines, so....

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@jjkeyes A former porn book store.

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@benjpasek

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@sincerely__ivy Anyone else notice that these are all written by dudes using the exact same language? They’re fake.

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@allthebrianspod Do you know what dyslexic zombies eat?
Brians.

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@people I feel like $950 seems reasonable to speak to anyone on the phone. Except your mom. Call your mom, guys.

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@StormyDaniels His last test for stupidity was when he voted for @realDonaldTrump. He tested positive.

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@GeorgeTakei We will only truly be safe when we finally have herd immunity from @realDonaldTrump and the @GOP

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@mdnij34 Can they keep us safe from the Trump administration?

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I invented a #ValentinesDay cocktail and wanted to share the recipe: It’s just a glass filled with bitters and rimmed with the salt of my own tears. (Serves one.) Enjoy!