ames

[ames @bvbyames]

Being a Lakers fan is not for the weak

[ames @bvbyames]

Producers did their damn THING FOR MOVIE NIGHT THIS SZN 😂😂😂

[ames @bvbyames]

these men at casa are fucking disgusting

[ames @bvbyames]

Omg I’m stressed

[ames @bvbyames]

RUI’S BALLLINGGG

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Y’all them keyboarding classes we took in school really paid off 😭😭😭😭 I be typing my ass off til this day , eyes closed and all 😂😂

[ames @bvbyames]

ugh we thought

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

LAKERS COMEBACK

[ames @bvbyames]

IM SCARED

[ames @bvbyames]

HOLD ONNNN

[ames @bvbyames]

Lakers doin what they do best & that’s STRESSING ME TF OUT

[ames @bvbyames]

always a good night when the Lakers win

[ames @bvbyames]

I DIDNT EXPECT TEMS TO BE A PART OF THE SETLIST OMGGG

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

We were in the car after a long day, both of us exhausted. He was on the phone with a friend through the speakers, and they were talking about life, work, stress… all of it.

At one point his friend joked, “Man, marriage must be tiring.”

Without even thinking, he said, “Nah. Marriage isn’t tiring. Life is tiring. My wife is the part that makes it worth it.”

I froze in the passenger seat.
He kept driving like he didn’t just shift my entire world with one sentence.

Later that night I asked him if he really meant it.
He looked at me confused and said,
“Of course. You’re not my responsibility. You’re my reward.”

And I swear, in a world where people talk about marriage like it’s a burden…
He talks about it like he won the lottery.

And that’s all the reassurance I’ll ever need.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.
“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming.
I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull.
And with every step, that bull was closing in fast.
It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

[i am @hotter]

shoutout to my intuition

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

[solé @layxsnv]

Tbh I pay 0 attention to them gas prices. What else ima do, walk

[ames @bvbyames]

still upset that the Niners aren’t in the Super Bowl 🫩

[ames @bvbyames]

Force gotta be the best Power series I’m sorry omg

[Cleopatra | Seduce Her 💋 @SeduceCleopatra]

My wife hasn’t said “I love you” back in months.
This morning I finally noticed.

I asked her why.

She didn’t raise her voice, didn’t argue, and didn’t list everything I’ve done wrong…

She just said: