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[Evan Welsh @eustacesilly]

Giving us this less than a month after “get these beggars out of here”

He’s on an absolutely generational run

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

“Change [in the House of Flies]” by Deftones as featured in Season 13, Episode 15 of American Dad (2016)

[MAGA Jay Cutler @MAGAJayCutler]

“These percs ain’t shit lad”

Bruv 10 minutes later:

[特にない @_tokuninai]

Es increíble la cantidad de zoomies que no entienden que lo de vivir en un estado policial decentralizado perpetuo es algo de hace 10~ años.

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

Pound for pound one of the weirdest tweets I’ve ever seen.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Why is the U.S. intervening to support the Japanese yen at this time?

Trump: Japan’s been very good to us, with the exception, of course, of Pearl Harbor.

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[✒️ @Literariium]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Just a quick reminder that they arrested this guy for paddleboarding alone in the ocean during Covid while Anthony Fauci had dinner with Jake Tapper and his wife in DC and Gavin Newsome hosted a party with friends in California.

[Sara Miller-Woods @Millerita]

One of the most heartbreaking things I ever witnessed was a nursing home staff tilting up an elderly woman’s bed at the window so her family on the sidewalk could wave to her before she died. But yeah, real bummer Fauci didn’t have to answer questions.

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

Pressing “keep me signed in” before entering my password

[nifoler @intricateiwords]

@ceazus

[xan @ceazus]

i hope i never lose this video

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

no no no no no no no no fuck no no fuck please no fuck please no please don't let it be true please no no fuck no no no no no no

[LeftyCrypto🌹 @LeftyCrypto]

no thanks