chrstine

[nadine @vousmewony]

kehilangan laki” yg gak pernah ngajak kamu ketemu, gak pernah beliin bunga, selalu membuat kamu cemas, dan tidak memperlakukan kamu dengan baik itu sebenarnya bukan kehilangan

[luca shmuca @SaviorTakuji]

Thank you India

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

🚨 NEW POLYMARKET: Prabowo Subianto out as President of Indonesia by...?

https://t.co/mqy9I4mmnq

[Mwende Ngao @mwendesusu]

Unfortunately, you have to be very careful of people that ruin your special days/moments. Insecure/manipulative/immature/jealous people tend to create drama/stress during your birthdays and important times like exams, interviews, awards, promotions etc Any win for you basically.

[keei @shitnvrhappened]

#kaburajadulu versi swedia 🇸🇪

swedia lagi butuh banyak tenaga kerja di beberapa sektor, terutama: healthcare (perawat & caregiver), IT & tech, engineering, konstruksi, sama hospitality (hotel & restoran)

- bahasa swedia itu penting (minimal A2–B1 dulu, tapi makin tinggi makin bagus)
- beberapa kerjaan bisa pakai bahasa inggris dulu (terutama IT), tapi tetep disarankan belajar swedia biar lebih gampang adaptasi
- banyak jalur lewat skilled worker visa atau job offer dari perusahaan yang mau sponsor

klo lewat jalur healthcare atau teknis, biasanya ada proses validasi ijazah + training tambahan di swedia

plus pointnya:
✔️ work-life balance bagus
✔️ gaji cukup tinggi dibanding banyak negara eropa lain
✔️ peluang PR (permanent residency) cukup terbuka klo kerja stabil

info resmi bisa cek di: https://t.co/9ZTMG5LLRG atau migration agency sweden (migrationsverket)

[ꦮꦭꦁ​ꦏꦺꦴꦥꦺꦴ @dmssptr08]

@tanyakanrl Pakein sorban, panjangin jenggot. Bisa jadi gus itu, kalau mau jadi habib, pakai celak mata sama mancungin hidung sikit

[versace @trunkszoldyck]

Akal-akalan dokter gigi

[Яizal do @afrkml]

Soalnya nahan2 emosi ngaruh ke beban biologis kronis.
Tubuh tuh tetep “ngerasa” stresnya walau ekspresinya ditahan.

Stres yg kependem terus, lama2 bikin sistem tubuh jd kerja keras terus (hormon stres naik, peradangan naik), ini yg lama2 bisa naikin risiko penyakit kronis.

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Did you know Korea sells “one-a-day” banana packs?

Instead of every banana ripening at once, each one is at a different stage.

One is ready today.

The next one is ready tomorrow.

The last one is still spiritually in college, “experimenting.”

Simple. Genius. Solves the entire banana problem.

What do you think?
Would you prefer your bananas this way?

[swimming elephant @zuidprinsen]

@Hidupsebagai62 >meningkatkan nasionalisme biar gak kabur
>Diceramahin lulusan SMA dari institusi yang terkenal kotor

Kkkkk

[willoughby tucker @howtodresvvell]

anjeeeeeeeng

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[Rachel Gratia @rchlgrtl]

Cowo-cowo yg macarin cewe dgn multiple hobbies kaya gue cuma akan mereka adu dengan cewe-cewe yg mereka anggep "kosong", dipamerin ke temen-temennya krn punya cewe yg "pinter". Pdhl itu bukan usaha lu jir, itu usaha dan personality yg gue bangun secara mandiri jauh sblm kenal elu

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Even this chihuahua has a present man in her life 😂❤️

[arson @desi0re]

mom trying to comfort me like

[chrstine @bvelac]

penghinaan bgsttt

[𖥻 ׁ ׅ beans ! ׁ ׅ 🌱🏛️ @beanskaveh]

can we pls stop the dubaification of everything 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Prabowo Subianto @prabowo]

14. Anggaran perjalanan dinas: Rp. 20 T per tahun. Ini pemborosan. Harus dicoret. Jika saya presiden, tidak boleh pejabat RI plesiran ke LN.

[JONETI @jarianaoutdid]

He was insane for this

[Firgiawan @seterahdeh]

something i should’ve done

[ΔValk @retrieveNothing]

@sisthaaaaa People in Malaysia be like: you never know who speak your language because theres non-zero probability that other ethnicity can understand your language. Example: orang India tapi ngerti bahasa Mandarin dan Hokkien