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[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Pet rent is the stupidest concept I have ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month he is unemployed

[grovy @grovymango]

this is me btw. this is who ur being mean to when ur being mean to me.

[Steve @thahumorguy]

Why even drive 15 mins for food when I can sit here and have it brought to me for only $65 more?

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

My friend had a pet parakeet when we were kids but instead of repeating what we said it would just recite his IP address.

[𝕵𝖆𝖜𝖓𝖎𝖐𝖔𝖜𝖘𝖐𝖎 @Lakergrrrl]

I only had the wings and a water.

[Heatherhere 👽 @Heatinblack]

So disappointed. I got a dog and he doesn’t even talk like Scooby Doo

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

I’m not addicted to caffeine I just have to have it every day or I get a headache

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

elon musk spending $44 billion on an app where a shrimp fried this rice goes viral every week

[Caitie Karasik @caitieekk]

One thing about 3pm is she is the end of the day

[gab @gabwwii]

netflix producers creating and filming the ultimatum be like:

[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

If hot water bad for skin then why is it lovely experience

[kristine @kristinetoraya_]

bad bunny getting a phone call at the start of the concert to let him know he won a grammy for the album he's abt to perform.... 10/10

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

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