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@tequilaavion

[turtle @bvturtle_]

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[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Fuck you, I’m from Texas.

[Zay @Zatoven15]

He ain’t the only one ! The Atlanta Falcons Got 2 Quarterbacks faking like Quarterbacks

[turtle @bvturtle_]

@uncledoomer

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

You feet niggas need JESUS

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Looks like they added a Rashee Rice storyline in GTA 6

[kordell @lledrok]

2k and cod its been a good run

[Jay 𖤐 @Jwrasslintakes]

gta 6 finna have mfs indoors like another pandemic hit

[🎟️#GoataFC @PlutoCooked]

Football season being back is the best feeling ever until your defense gives up that first 3rd and long

[warriorsworld @warriorsworld]

Have we checked Magic City?

[Arc509 @Arc_5O9]

The fuck do they mean it's not done yet

[turtle @bvturtle_]

@TheGayEmpire @RealAppraiserSC @Nickster0188 @willchamberlain @mehdirhasan i think the prep has gone to your brain

[Humpherey “Hump” Bradford @humpbradford]

Semester long group project and it’s me and 3 chicks #lank

[turtle @bvturtle_]

@TheGayEmpire @RealAppraiserSC @Nickster0188 @willchamberlain @mehdirhasan yet you still won’t explain it

[AJ King @allday_ajking]

Lmaoooo had all of us up till 2am watching Colorado State-Colorado.

What a time.

[litquidity @litcapital]

Collateralized LeBron Obligations

[bum @BattleRapBum]

#IKnowThatAintWhoIThinkItIs

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

POV: You convinced Guggenheim to give you $300mm

[Eric Jackson @ericjackson]

Matt Levine asked this morning whether a LeBron bond could be an investment-grade credit instrument.

I bought the filings. It is one.

KING JAMES FUNDING LLC, CUSIP 49549*-AA-3, $184.3M across Midland National and North American. Designation: 1.E PL.

NAIC 1 is the top tier. PL means private letter rating — no agency named, no analysis disclosed.

YOUR MARK WALTER ANNUITY OWNS A PIECE OF LEBRON JAMES
https://t.co/clWhM2aHp9

[turtle @bvturtle_]

@Token420Pulse @Polymarket there’s a reason they don’t call it bangcunt

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

Shannon must think we forgot

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

JUST IN: Morbidly obese Democrat congressional candidate Katy Padilla Stout @katy4congress is under fire after FEC records show she has spent $4,300 of campaign donations on tacos, cookies, and liquor over the past 4 months.