Dani BW

Work hard, play harder

[Eddy Westbury @EddyWestbury]

If I see an alcoholic beverage, I'm pretty sure I'll murder the closest person...

[Dani BW @bw_dani]

The thought of getting up at 7 am makes me want to throw myself out of my window

[Dani BW @bw_dani]

Scrolling the wrong direction on tinder is genuinely gutting

[Dani BW @bw_dani]

Every Sunday morning I wake up with bruises on my feet

[Dani BW @bw_dani]

@Pjay217 nice :) oh I will

[Dani BW @bw_dani]

@Pjay217 ooh I have to see that! Who with!

[Dani BW @bw_dani]

@Pjay217 on a Sunday?! Why?!

[Dani BW @bw_dani]

@Pjay217 seem to remember standing there in the maccies queue pulling really unattractive facial expressions at him

[Dani BW @bw_dani]

@Pjay217 your answer however is that it was literally a 'nothing encounter' which lasted all of 3 seconds #slimeball

[Dani BW @bw_dani]

@Pjay217 I've got no signal atm and haven't had most of the day for some unknown reason :l

[lizzy prosser @lizzyprosser29]

Life's the worst to the nicest people

[Dani BW @bw_dani]

@angharadll @RoseLlewellyn1 im so sorry to hear about your loss. Look after each other - lots of love for you both and your family xxxxxx

[Dani BW @bw_dani]

@Thalia_Christo @Laurennnnxox you twat. how on earth did i miss that... #SadTweet

[Dani BW @bw_dani]

@Thalia_Christo @Laurennnnxox haha ;) what did you do?! and HOW?!

[Dani BW @bw_dani]

@Thalia_Christo @Laurennnnxox what burn?!?

[Dani BW @bw_dani]

@Thalia_Christo @Laurennnnxox scars?! my ring or...? #finishedwork #killme