Ben Wagner

W&M'21•20001•SAS SP19

[Kev @klwoodjr]

Me to the entire Nats bullpen

Every single one of them

[kicole nidman @ferald_gord]

Today The Democratic People’s Republic of New York City celebrates a Great Victory as our Glorious Comrade Jalen Brunson has Vanquished The Menacing Capitalist Spurs!

Praise to Supreme Leader Zohran Mamdani for it is His Wisdom we Thank for This Great Socialist Victory!!

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

THE HATERS SAID WE COULDN'T DO IT. THEY SAID WE COULDN'T MAKE IT TO .500. HORRIBLE CALL FROM THE HATERS

[Kev @klwoodjr]

Welcome Nats new bat dog

Natty

[A.J. Perez @byajperez]

Me verifying it was a Maryland plate after I get cut off by a driver who swerved over two lanes to make an exit.

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

Yep

[Ben Wagner @bwags_25]

Remember when Michelle Obama tried to make school lunches healthy and Republicans’ heads damn near exploded?

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

Things are about to change in this country for the better.

[Just An Indiana Girl @JustIndianaGirl]

While they blow smoke today.. allow me to show the receipt.

[Ben Wagner @bwags_25]

@julie_mcbane @matt_vanswol The man who has already been spreading disinformation about the aid being provided to residents? Make it make sense

[Ben Wagner @bwags_25]

Party of state’s rights. My fucking ass

[Frank Fighting For Freedom 🗡️🇺🇸 @thinktankfranks]

BREAKING

Trump announces full conceal carry reciprocity

WHAT THIS MEANS:
No matter which state you’re in, if you’ve got your concealed carry license, each state will still have to honor it - for example, you have a Florida concealed carry permit - California would have to honor it.

HUGE

[Gary Koepnick @garykoepnick]

Grok knows.

https://t.co/g7ihWVV507

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

He’s not going to make life better for the bulk of the people who voted for him.
Groceries are going to get more expensive, healthcare coverage will be harder to get, their jobs will be less equitable and lower paying, their medications will be impossible to afford, the air they breathe, water they drink and food they eat will be less safe, and their kids will have less access to public education, if they can access it at all.
The women who voted for him will face losing even more rights, the Latinos who voted for him will face deportation, and the blue collar workers who voted for him will face lower wages and more hours for less pay, in unsafe conditions, without overtime.
But so long as they get to hate who they hate, or pull the ladder up behind them, or blame some innocent immigrant for all that ails them… they don’t care. Even if they can’t afford eggs under him either, which by the way, they won’t…

They still won’t care.

[Politic@l Spinner. @lesstenny]

That's all I'm saying about that

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Little boys were saying “your body, my choice” to little girls at school today.

But tell us more about the scary books in the library.

[Ben Wagner @bwags_25]

But don’t worry guys! At least Trump makes good memes!! Good memes and violent rhetoric make the price of eggs go down, right?! Aligning yourself with South African oligarchs makes things better for middle-class families, right?!

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Whaaaat no way

Who could have possibly seen this coming besides every economist and person with an ounce of understanding how the world works

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Now that this is a potential reality:

YOU CANNOT MASS DEPORT IMMIGRANTS. UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS ARE 14% of AGRICULTURAL WORKERS. YOU WILL COLLAPSE THE ECONOMY.

[Sofia 🐮 @fairylilymyth]

A 19yr old girl literally died from sepsis bc her rotting fetus still had a heartbeat, like last week

Her organs shut down one by one as her pro life mama begged for doctors to perform an abortion

[⟣alyssa⟢ @lyssax_]

If you voted for Trump “fOR ThE eCoNOmY” then you are genuinely one of the dumbest fucks on this earth

[Macklemore @macklemore]

HIND’S HALL. Once it’s up on streaming all proceeds to UNRWA.

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

democrats campaigned off this guy’s corpse over this quote btw