Ben Walling

Quick with a joke, or to light up your smoke.

[Ben Walling @bwalling313]

If I ever struck out my brother in the big leagues I’d play it at his wedding on loop during my best man speech.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Brian Moran K'ing Colin Moran.

h/t @ranger03bro

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Jahmyr Gibbs pays homage to former coach and current Jets HC Aaron Glenn 😂

@Jahmyr_Gibbs1 @Lions

[KingofJUCO @KingofJUCO]

As a girl dad, this is quite literally the greatest thing to happen in sports.

[Ben Walling @bwalling313]

@Buccigross Good one John!

[Harebrained @HarebrainedInc]

There is no greater feeling in the world than trudging through a snowstorm so that you can meet your friends at a shithole bar.

[Ben Walling @bwalling313]

@electricsnuff @Mazen_Hammoud do not allow Tork slander on the TL

[Ben Walling @bwalling313]

Moral victory szn

[John Whiticar @Whiticar]

me when Kyler Murray lights up this defense in Week 8

[Ben Walling @bwalling313]

@AnsarKhanMLive @riger1984

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

Never let the fear of making an error get in the way of throwing someone out at the plate

[Ben Walling @bwalling313]

@CurtEusCurtis Bo Nix

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

Does Michigan have the best two wins of any team in college football?

[Ben Walling @bwalling313]

This team sucks.

[Ben Walling @bwalling313]

@BriceMarich Thanks for this Brice, I feel better about our chances now.

[raj @internetraj]

As a Michigan sports fan, I feel like I’m stumbling through a surreal fever dream. It’s as if the universe has been transformed into some sort of simulation designed to see how much pleasure one man can tolerate. It wasn’t enough to win two national titles in the two major sports in such short succession. Somehow the championships were won in a manner that exacted maximum rage from rival fanbases. It’s one thing to just win a vanilla championship that fades with time only to be one of many footnotes of a bygone era. It’s another to have your successes cemented in the heads of so many haters, whose anger only serves to reanimate the legacy over and over again. Gore Vidal once said “it’s not enough to win, others must lose” and my petty ass wishes we could turn that into a maize and blue banner to hang in the rafters. Hail hail to Michigan and also to the haters.

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

MAC statement on the end of the Michigan-WMU game

[Big Ten Conference @bigten]

A statement regarding the results of tonight's game between Michigan and Western Michigan.

[Ben Walling @bwalling313]

Fire everyone. As embarrassing as it gets.

[Ben Walling @bwalling313]

@MarcRyanOnAir My brother in Christ they beat Toledo by 10, put some ice on that boner.

[Action Network @ActionNetworkHQ]

Rutgers paying $1.55 million to lose to UMass as -29.5 home favorites and then hosting a post game firework show might be the saddest thing ever 😅