Schnitzel Waltz

from Sagemont. Dobie High. Proud Houstonian. 8th generation Texan. Unapologetic Astros fan since 1971. I was right about Bill O’Brien. you’re welcome.

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Representing in NYC. no stores have @astros gear so we brought our own!!!! Lots of "Go Astros" yelled to us on street. Ground swell.

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@adamclanton where you get that hat? Like the blue.

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@thetruthbarker @JohnCornyn @MattMackowiak Where you at chuckie boy?

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@thetruthbarker @JohnCornyn @MattMackowiak I believe Michael Berry and his polls not some hack on the internet.

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@thetruthbarker @JohnCornyn @MattMackowiak Someone hasn’t seen the polls.

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@JohnCornyn Kiss your ass goodbye you traitor. Good riddance. Drain that swamp.

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Jesus Christ @adamclanton what motorcycle club are you prospecting?

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@TennisChannel is probably one of the worst live sports coverage. I mean, why are you doing interviews DURING a match? Been doing it all week. Stick with the match. Jesus.

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@GovTimWalz you know you are irrelevant, right? Can't wait until these tweets come from behind bars Timmy

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@JasmineForUS hahahahahahahahahohohohohohohohohohahahahahahahahahahaha another great day without your voice on the tv

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@JasmineForUS hahahahahahahohohohohohohohohahahaha seems no one likes you, like no one. ha, GREAT DAY FOR TEXAS!!!

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@TomiLahren wrong, going to Mexico is no more dangerous than going to any large US city.

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@Leftykenbear please change your bio to husband, father and cheater with chomps. Loser. Go away. Literally cheated in a bar game.

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@MeckCounty y'all got a sharp one there.
https://t.co/k6vQUXRAwr

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Listen to me, listen to me, do not, do not ever let @VivintHome in your house with their scams. They are impossible to cancel or get out and you can get the same service for free from many other providers. Shoot, a Ring doorbell camera is a fraction of the cost

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@BigSargeSportz @HoustonWigQueen @KATCH_A_KASE I mean finally. He had the worst haircut in the league.

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@LanceZierlein I’m not making a comparison but he’s accurate like Brady and the thought he could go to the Raiders and be under Brady is scary.

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@donlemon__ f you don lemon you race baiting POS. You finally going to jail.

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@LanceZierlein @jay_dale @johngranato I don’t think you will end up being wrong. The CJ fan boys are about as blind as Stevie wonder. And demeco too. He literally said he was having a good game!!

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@LanceZierlein Ha. So true. I truly believe this.

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@PaulieTakes Dude needs a new profession. Worst take of 2026.