Jon D

Writer, Musician, Painter, Mother & Housewife.

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William S. Burroughs
'Thanks, for a country where nobody is allowed to mind his own business.
Thanks, for a nation of finks.’

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Ken Kesey
'The fundamentalists haven taken the fun out of the mental.’

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Why all the mystery surrounding the sinking of the Titanic? I saw the film and Yosser Hughes was driving the boat! An unemployable itinerant scouser behind the wheel was a bad call whichever way you look at it.

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How can Christian men be against homosexuality but claim to 'love Jesus' who was a man?
Answer that one, so-called Archbishop of Canterbury.

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@Empress_Poison_ Work of Art.

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@Centrefuter Brazil.

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Frank Zappa
'I would say that today, dishonesty is the rule, and honesty the exception. It could be, statistically, that more people are honest than dishonest, but the few that really control things are not honest, and that tips the balance.’

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@Tony_Yorkshire Welcome to o London.

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George Costanza
'I love a good nap…
Sometimes it's the only thing that
gets me out of bed in the morning.’

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Screamin' Jay Hawkins
'Shake your hip, bite your lip…
And shoot your Mother-In-Law.’

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Johnny Cash
'You have to be what you are…
Whatever you are, you gotta be it.’

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BLACK TEA MATTERS!
Teabag • Water • Milk

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@Jay_Beecher ‘One day atheism will disappear as a concept. Instead, there will be normal people and some weirdo believers.’
Frank Zappa

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@alsoknownastrev @Valkyrie20201 And all the players kissing the trophy.

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Bargain Sofa Hunters…
If you missed the DFS December Sale, or the Double Discount Boxing Sale, January Clearance Sale, February End of Winter Sale or the Spring Sale in March, don't worry…
The May Bank Holiday Sale is now on.

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Colombo only had one eye and yet missed nothing. Imagine how good a detective he would have been if he'd had two.

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They say that plastic bags can last for up to 1000 years. If that's true, how come there aren't any plastic bags from the Middle Ages still knocking about today?

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@DickPower369 Mad ‘so-called’ Scientists.

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@noreward_norisk Cool, calm and collected. NOT!

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@ramonagusta I can speak Esperanto like a native.