Blake Waples

[Blake Waples @bwaples15]

My last tweet was fire

[Blake Waples @bwaples15]

@IsaacLippe But did you get the donut?

[Sameer @s_pardiwala]

Pass the bill. No child should ever have to deal with this. It’s simple.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Chicago Bulls F Patrick Williams will make his return vs. the Toronto Raptors on Monday, sources tell ESPN. Williams has been out since wrist surgery in October.

[Blake Waples @bwaples15]

@BarstoolBigCat Imagine letting someone alpha you like that, and you were right

[Blake Waples @bwaples15]

@IsaacLippe Asdf is the only way

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

MATT NAGY

[Jason Gay @jasongay]

Hear me out: instead of NO fans; just ONE fan for each team.

[Blake Waples @bwaples15]

@BarstoolBigCat The Bret Bielema offense has been working phenomenally tonight

[Blake Waples @bwaples15]

I sing because it annoys everyone else not because I'm happy

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Stick with the sea salt fries, best decision yall ever made. Getting rid of spick chicken nuggets?? WORST DECISION ANYONE EVER MADE

[Hunter @HunterKimmel]

DO YOUR THING TWITTER. RT FOR FREE WINGS🔥🙌🏼😫

[Nate Lippe @LippeNate]

@heydb is the WOAT. Don’t @ me

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Jalen Brunson could fall out of the first round for 3 reasons...

1. Lots of NBA teams are dumb
2. There’s a little bit of a point guard glut right now
3. Lots of NBA teams are dumb

[Tambo @bradytamborino]

@IshDARR How many retweets for you to perform at my BDAY PARTY

[Blake Waples @bwaples15]

“Sometimes when rappers say guap I think of guac” -Truman Kent (and other white people)

[Blake Waples @bwaples15]

Julia Morelli thinks painted penguin is overrated

[Blake Waples @bwaples15]

Julia Morelli was really hoping I forgot to tweet today, but I beat the buzzer

[Blake Waples @bwaples15]

Julia Morelli doesn’t like when I tweet about her

[Blake Waples @bwaples15]

Julia Morelli steals sweet potatoes from her dining hall