Moe Jogan

Gaelpilled Paddycell. Dolly Parton Enthusiast. WANGHAF

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Every time you’re at Chick-fil-A you are pleasuring the employees and that’s why it’s the best fast food chain in the nation. Tried to pleasure the guy at McDonald’s and he called the cops.

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@Rex12424Rex The liberal media is shaking in their boots on the news of my return

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Soccer sucks balls sorry to break the news. This sport sucks. There’s a reason every other country has a lower gdp than Mississippi #shrink

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@Rex12424Rex “Bro I hope Tommy smokes gets laid tonight!”

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@Rex12424Rex Actual brain rot

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@MitchConnor185 @TimothyJones92 😭😭😭

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@Rex12424Rex 100% the right move

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@Rex12424Rex Bros gonna be lurking the quad for bama bound highschool seniors

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You know what fuck yeah Craig

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@Rex12424Rex What if i told you i was in that apartment building right now except im a washed unemployed bum and some guy said “nice glasses” to me as he drove by in a squated Tacoma right when i got to town

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Just watched some Joe Namath highlights and lmk if I’m smoking dick but he kinda sucked ass?

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Was about to hit apply and they hit me with super diddy goy slop

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Take out your pen and paper class is in session

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@Rex12424Rex @chuckiefin I’ve been in rooms you wouldn’t last 10 seconds in pal

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Piss poor pint @chuckiefin

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@Rex12424Rex They don’t want you unc😭🙏

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@sam_niac They’re just gerberts go ahead have some

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@camrrowe When you have a transphobic thought in the year 10 A.K. (After Kirk) and it triggered your neuralink so president peter theil lowkenuinely sends a drone storm to your house

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@Rex12424Rex Nice

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Job Interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness?

Me: length.

Job interviewer: and your greatest strength?

Me: girth.

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Got that grinch in me