bdub (taylor’s version)

corporate witch

[bdub (taylor’s version) @bwarnock]

Well now I’m depressed and must retire to my bed with pharmaceutical aid.

[Mitali @mmodi93]

Tim Walz is currently an elected official.

Kamala Harris is a private citizen who had a plan to save this country, but y’all told to go away. So she did.

Hope that helps!

[bdub (taylor’s version) @bwarnock]

Sure it’s nice that the sun is out later, but now I’m waking up in the dark again!!! Morning should be bright, nighttime is for night. End this madness!!!

[bdub (taylor’s version) @bwarnock]

Everyone talks about when the sun sets too early but nobody talks about when it rises too late. 7:50 a.m. for sunrise is untenable.

[bdub (taylor’s version) @bwarnock]

The recall email feature in Outlook should be a HUGE RED BUTTON

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Did you know President Donald Trump has more rape allegations than the NCAA has Transgender athletes?

[bdub (taylor’s version) @bwarnock]

Pam: “now why am in it?”

[tiff @disney_18]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and don’t shit sound good

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Alexa, play "Bet On It" by Troy Bolton 🎶 #TheTraitorsUS

[Laura- destiny @dxstinyy00]

The night before your day off >>>>

[bdub (taylor’s version) @bwarnock]

This tweet is getting piled on already (rightfully so) but I will add to the pile.

HUH???? Bro she tried to become president and was brutally rebuffed. What exactly is she supposed to do now? If there’s anyone to blame aside from voters it’s the rest of the Democratic Party.

[Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins]

.@KamalaHarris Where. The. Fuck. Are. You? You might not have noticed…but the Goddamn nation is burning down.

[bdub (taylor’s version) @bwarnock]

Mind you it’s like day 28

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

Eggs and coffee around 20 percent more expensive. Airplanes crashing. Mass layoffs. Tariffs. Data breaches. Shutting down energy projects. Letting food and medicine rot. Either they are really shitty at helping you, or you are not the one they want to help.

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Perfection. #RHOSLC

[bdub (taylor’s version) @bwarnock]

This is who ya’ll booing and beefing with

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift tipping workers at a Grammys after-party.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The Kendrick Lamar halftime show was meant for people who understand how tariffs work.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

I could swear the Bible had something about this

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Why is Trump the first sitting president to attend a Super Bowl?

Because all the presidents before him realized it would be extraordinarily wasteful to spend 15-20 MILLION of our taxpayer dollars to go in person.

[Onions in Taiwan 🧅 (Formerly Condemner) 𓅃𓅊 @SirOstapBender]

Guys like this are now running the federal government

[trash jones @jzux]

imagine getting your life ruined by a cutie patootie

[Cool Breeze 🖤🥑 @Maine_Char]

He really got bodied by a cutie patootie. Look at this face