Booker Temu

Bein a hater is my strongest asset

[Booker Temu @bwassasin13]

@EYHUisME You say that like its a bad thing

[Booker Temu @bwassasin13]

@MLFootball "Black people are cool"
"Thats racist"
😂😂😂

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[Booker Temu @bwassasin13]

@edeh_o_o I be saying this all the time lol

[iron impaler @edeh_o_o]

Nigga is in bronze talking about "you are trash" nigga WE ARE TRASH!!

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I'm sorry. Are we a fucking monarchy? Since WHEN do ELECTED seats go to next of kin in America???

[Evan @evan7257]

Cheering for Spain because Texas was once part of Spain so technically if Spain wins then Texas wins please do not poke any holes in this argument.

[Retired Cowboys Fan @wavynavyjuan]

u not a nerd because you play video games and watch anime i’m sorry dawg, the credentials ain’t the same no more

[Booker Temu @bwassasin13]

Why every Indian I know rooting for England? Just don't sit right

[Booker Temu @bwassasin13]

Lunk alarm went off at Planet Fitness so we had to ritual sacrifice the guy to send him to his final judgement #NoJudgementZone

[JTD3 @JJJTTTDDD3]

Tbh, recent discourse or not, I was never buying a PS6 lmao

The PS5 hasn't even justified it's own existence yet and y'all want me to get excited for a machine that's not gonna have any substantial improvements but have a $1000 price point? LMFAOOOO

[Booker Temu @bwassasin13]

@Cheamane I thought this was an A-train edit

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Yea we suck at this sport
Yea we elect pedophiles
Yea we have a fentanyl crisis
Yea we can’t afford homes

😎

[Jess @_GamerBabeJess]

buy the knock off soccer jerseys. who gives a fuck.

are you supporting Adidas or are you supporting Mexico???

[⟲ @unotfbg]

console wars ending with both sides committing suicide

[ᴛeo🌴 @Mattdek_]

PSN needs to be hacked again because it seems like Sony forgot their lesson

[flex @lowkflex]

Do not go straight home. Stop by the store and buy something. That recept is your alibi.

[Booker Temu @bwassasin13]

@venge4ul Every. Single. Time.