Bentley Chism

Bit of a geek, bit of a freak, with a big dash of optimism added. Democrat. He/Him. Thanks to Cathy Wilkins (via @TheOnyxPath) for the art on my profile.

[Bentley Chism @bwchism]

@iamAtheistGirl I...wow. I honestly want to hear the rest of his argument because it has to be WILD. I wish i could ask him please explain exactly what you mean by that so I can be utterly dumbfounded. Obviously from a safe distance well away from Douglas. Not sure anyone is safe near him.

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@coldfire0007 @hankgreen Obviously! He knows the very best people and the most skilled people. People like you wouldn't believe. Big strong men and the most beautiful of women would be lined up for the honor of doing the painting with tears in their eyes. They'd tell him "Thank you sir!" With every layer

[Bentley Chism @bwchism]

@hankgreen Why i bet good old George would have helped him celebrate by getting him a fancy hat. Something that really says "I'm rich and powerful" and really draws attention. Obviously needs to cover the whole top of the head, George is sympathetic to hair issues. Gold and bling... hmm...

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@RepJackKimble I'm moving to your district if I can buy a home. I have an arm and most of a leg, will that cover it, or am I going to need the missing leg pieces? Will they count the arm having a few extra fingers in my favor? Need to move before the midterms so you have my vote!

[Bentley Chism @bwchism]

@RepJackKimble Do jorts still qualify as blue jeans?

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@RepJackKimble Don't let them rock you with their igneous arguments. Keep yourself grounded and more sedentary to frustrate them.

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@RepJackKimble Man, no way! They'd have had it filled with icky people and crowds and world famous bands. How could I enjoy a stroll in the grass alone being serenaded by a whole band just for me! People pay thousands for experiences like this! The very best people with tears in their eyes even

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@mjfree @RepJackKimble Damn, he got you like good sir @theliamnissan (tm) does others. You made great points however! I'd love to see Sir Nissan and the good Rep have an epic tweet off...

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@denverdonate @jpalmiotti You cared enough to reply...

[Bentley Chism @bwchism]

@jpalmiotti I hope you enjoy! I can't wait to see it on streaming, but that's where I watch everything regardless of hype or hate. My life makes theater going a pain. Blockbusters, brilliant indie films, and the dumbest things possible all get the same watch style by me. Supergirl looks fun!

[Bentley Chism @bwchism]

@sssprague @DrNeilStone What do the X-men have to do with the flu?

Wait, did mutants start the flu? DAMN YOU XAVIER!

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

This is my Stephen Miller hate group. Like and retweet to join.

[Bentley Chism @bwchism]

Neuticles all around!

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

It's amazing that even with 43 Republican men in the Senate, there's not a testicle among them.

[Bentley Chism @bwchism]

@hankgreen I am no expert, but one major way to fix the pool and many other issues in Washington and the rest of the world would be to release the full Epstein Files with only the legally mandated redactions to protect the victims.

[Bentley Chism @bwchism]

@coldfire0007 @hankgreen Bold of you to assume he's actually the one putting on all that paint himself.

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@sarahhepola I know how, and prior to injuries have changed a tire more than once. That is no longer possible so roadside assistance definitely will be getting called.

However if you mean patching or plugging a tire, I have theoretical knowledge of how but absolutely none of the equipment.

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@jpalmiotti You should be free to share what is important to you, whether that is your struggles, celebrations, or politics. Please don't silence yourself or lessen yourself for others. Hopefully any readers lost will quickly be replaced by new ones thanks to you being your true self.

[Bentley Chism @bwchism]

@tophz_ I can drop my reaction to the siege of Winterfell: "hey, did someone turn the brightness on the tv off? Why can't I see anything? Is something wrong? I can still hear it..."

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@Logically_JC It should be -2% with a 2% margin of error.