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Billy D. and Warren D. are two songwriters who use their powers for not-good.

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@mikemcgannpa @OmniHotels Staying at an Omni in Orlando and heard the same thing, that the system has been down chain wide since at least yesterday.

[jax is jacking off to tatiana @chxse999x]

@keyon like no one cared or even knew it existed. 😭and the saying she’s not a flutist when she can DEFINITELY PLAY IT

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@ginacarano Imagine HiV was spread by water droplets!

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@MannFacts Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas... on a first date. “Hey, it’s a Terry Gilliam film, should be fun!”

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@MattStout07 He's fine. Thanos snapped away half of his wardrobe.

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@mariabamfoo You rock.

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@mrsrt22 @nj_vaccine I think they are just going that quickly!

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@MintMilana Wow, lots of creepiness in this thread. Kudos for presenting yourself in a way you feel comfortable, and for being funny as hell. :-)

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@AOC @NYCMayor Courtesy? Professionalism? Respect?

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@nadiaquinn It’s a spelling issue. The other one is John Jacob Jinglehymer Schmidt.

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@NYGovCuomo #DOL I’m an above the knee amputee trying to complete my UI process. Don’t know how many times I called as my phone only goes to 200. But i can’t get through. Been like this for almost a week. Any suggestions? #Corona

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@btbshowtime @BrendanSchaub What do you think about all of the cursing on the mic at #UFC248? Does it take away from the class of the sport?

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@btbshowtime Do you think open scoring would have changed the third round of the Felder / Hooker fight?

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Hang in there! Help is available.

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@btbshowtime While you’re in Nashville you should check out the @SteamingGoat food truck. Best sandwiches in town! I lost my leg (literally) at the the owners bachelor party 7 years ago! Tell Jeff Billy D sent ya!

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There comes a time in every man’s life when EVERY time you sit on a toilet you have to shite. #nofalsealarms #courtesyflush

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@btbshowtime Just watched your Shotime comedy special #youdbesurprised. I followed you through TUF & in the UFC. I listen to TFATK & BTB. As a former D1 athlete (KU track) who lost a leg in a motorcycle accident a few years ago, I’m inspired by your journey.

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@WrestleMania Please let Román Reigns win! It’s his #makeawish!

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@btbshowtime How long before we see Connor at a WWE event? Wrestlemania is right around the corner.

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@FreddieCampion I know it’s not ideal. But at some point we need allies to help us tell some of our stories, right?