Brian Welcker

Product Manager at @Google (ex-@SnowflakeDB and @awscloud). Loves: indie rock, pro football, and sci-fi. Views are my own, not necessarily those of my employer.

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@meheszlev Folder are coming, too.

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@NwistyOnline Dennis Quaid showed up at the award show. God's definitely going to be pissed off at you for blowing it off.

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@DJ7811 @GGgrosenbeck @JoeBiden Seriously, you are claiming superiority because you gave $85 per year to a social media platform that most of us get for free?

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@scottmervis_pg “ No, Mom. Please don’t take me to the Taylor Swift concert. I would rather be paid the federal minimum wage to clean toilets.”

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@Snowman334 @capps68415 @MadAmerican18 @GCapital_LLC @EdKrassen Great Depression, probably.

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@TimG_1975 @USConst_Amend_I Sorry, government property purchased with tax dollars isn’t “your” property any more than military aircraft or public university buildings.

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@EricWillison1 @jamesjo27884217 @joseph_galimi @joncoopertweets It’s amazing that m people who have the Internet at their fingertips still post absurd “questions” on Twitter that can be answered with a Google search and 5 minutes of reading.

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@LindaRavens19 @tullymox @ScotTownsend5 @EdKrassen @glamelegance Not the same. Not even a little bit. And really, Focus on the Family? This is the organization that equated Jan 6 rioters to the French Revolution: https://t.co/nXoRZnfBXb. Find an actual news account of someone being told to leave for silently praying.

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@JoshFL321 @jinxster13 @EdKrassen The ban on public assemblies during the pandemic had nada to do with religion. Are you claiming that only religious institutions had restrictions? You are within your right to say the lockdowns shouldn't have happened but it had nothing to do with religion.

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@HerbertShingi @EdKrassen @AT76167587 @taylorswift13 Sadly, American evangelicals have already “poked their noses” in Africa, causing these bills to be passed, https://t.co/NPnT0WHTGs. Continuing the legacy of Western colonialism.

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@_DeathMatter @KristineParkerH @shutupsann @PicturesFoIder He said “penal law”

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@kevbachler @cherylwoodward @BethHoller @TheAmandaGorman @Oprah @FLFreedomRead Who made you (or the complaining parent) the decider of what “makes sense” for my child? Perhaps it is “inappropriate” for your children as they may be slow developers but my child could definitely think abstractly before 11.

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@shasbe @mim_djo @jathreya Blog post was here: https://t.co/783Zi5A68j.

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@sirensongs1 @STEPHEN95346659 @PunkRockStory https://t.co/lnndWP7Kds

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@markjon14520842 @MayorofSeattle Um, outside?

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I got a nice holiday card today from @DanaHilliard_NH, the mayor of Somersworth, NH. He seems like a terrific guy but since I have never visited New Hampshire, I’m really wondering how I got on the mailing list.

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@DocIlluminatus @Surfinskatin

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@PunkRockStory So, House 8 is almost perfect. The question is, who needs to be swapped in. Ramones? Minutemen? Husker Du? Patti Smith? X? Also, is there a house with Wire, Buzzcocks, Fall, Gang of Four, and Devo?

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@quakermoonman @Stephen_Geiger Keep reading for 12 more amendments. https://t.co/pzCdcDUydj

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@Hilde0704 @MichelleObama @BarackObama The “kid” is 24 years old. I don’t think an adult needs anyone putting clothes on them.