Kelly Metz

Writer by night, manager of operations by day. Sleep is for wimps. Represented by Jordy Albert of The Booker Albert Literary Agency.

[Kelly Metz @bwlrgrl300]

Hey @Xfinity Get your act together. I've had wires down for a week with no communication from you, despite multiple tickets and attempts to talk to someone live. Your bots and online CS is a joke. Safety must be really important to you. #comcastisajoke

[🍉🍉🍉 @Leonce]

Georgia is having a runoff Jan 5 to decide who our 2 new senators will be. If those senators go blue Mitch McConnell will no longer be Senate Majority Leader. You have until December 7 to register to vote. Retweet to spread awareness even if you don’t live here.

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

I feel like you all should have listened when your Black friends told you the President was a racist. But maybe now that he told white supremacists to ‘standby’ you’ll listen.

[Kelly Metz @bwlrgrl300]

@elizwrite Totally #8645 #goddamnjoke #debatedrinkinggame #PresidentialDebate

[Kelly Metz @bwlrgrl300]

Looking for #help from the greater #Twitterverse: I’m hoping someone out there has a #wsj pro membership. There’s an article on there I’d like to use in a #research paper for my #mba #economics class. #wallstreetjournal #mbahelp

[Kelly Metz @bwlrgrl300]

Official website https://t.co/EEq1agr69e
@DekeHenriFurry @steamblogger @Raymond77571458 @PPOIC1 @hockeyfanaction @BarkAndreFurry @pleiadesbee @yoteach7 @booksandthebear @NoemiBNovelist

[Kelly Metz @bwlrgrl300]

Seize the time
@DekeHenriFurry @steamblogger @Raymond77571458 @PPOIC1 @hockeyfanaction @BarkAndreFurry @pleiadesbee @yoteach7 @booksandthebear @NoemiBNovelist

[Kelly Metz @bwlrgrl300]

Someone turned ⁦@GrittyNHL⁩ into butter! 😂😂😂 https://t.co/LOInCaiZQX

[Kelly Metz @bwlrgrl300]

@ATTSportsNetPIT We loved traveling to Vegas to see the Pens!

[Kelly Metz @bwlrgrl300]

#WeAreValassis Friendsgiving at @clippermagazine @LocalFlavor

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

You misspelled "Fraud."
#GoForceYourself

[Kelly Metz @bwlrgrl300]

I call this: cuddles with stuffie #sleepypuppy #myheart #rescuedogsofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #maltese https://t.co/UnunqoJmDw

[Kelly Metz @bwlrgrl300]

#win71jersey

[Hershey Bears @TheHersheyBears]

We found the real highlight throughout the sports world tonight! Local 4-year-old Landon Mak sang tonight's National Anthem in front of 10,000+ fans at Giant Center, and he CRUSHED IT! #HBH #DefendTheDen

[Kelly Metz @bwlrgrl300]

Super excited. I played yarn chicken with my first sweater and lost. I needed two more skeins but couldn’t find the same dye lot. I spent more than 2 months searching and was just about to… https://t.co/3CJFjztOCm

[Kelly Metz @bwlrgrl300]

So this is how my day is going. How’s yours? #thatsourwellpump #itshouldbeinthewell #nopump #nowater #lotsofmud #wellcollaspepossible #itssnowing #fml https://t.co/IhoWMADFsd

[Kelly Metz @bwlrgrl300]

Would have preferred a win, but the whole game was an experience! #nhlstadiumseries #pittsburghpenguins https://t.co/Vf9s1bgrAf

[Kelly Metz @bwlrgrl300]

Hey @penguins! How bout a peng-win tonight? #nhl #nhlstadiumseries #pensvflyers #pittsburghpenguins @ Lincoln Financial Field https://t.co/7WzDc82YvU

[Kelly Metz @bwlrgrl300]

#finally ##12hourslater @ Philadelphia International Airport https://t.co/0JcLHngRgZ

[Kelly Metz @bwlrgrl300]

Not a bad view for dinner. #missionbeach #sandiego #dinnerview #lastnight @ Mission Beach Boardwalk https://t.co/GrFQZN7odp