brooklyn

wanted for war crimes in 24 different countries

[brooklyn @bwookwyn]

half of a subway sandwich

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

dinosaurs our big

[brooklyn @bwookwyn]

@outbynow But no one ready for this conversation yet 🙄

[Mark @markiplier]

I FARTED!!

[brooklyn @bwookwyn]

@jackygase just opened 💓💓

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@spiccy_chica opened dms!

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@MixerMomo dm me!!

[brooklyn @bwookwyn]

@katie_king this is very controversial

[brooklyn @bwookwyn]

to the two girls who came through the drive thru today and vibed with me and even gave me a TIP - i love you both so much

[sem🌱 @evolvedrodent]

people always wonder why i’m so irritable but i think they’re forgetting i’m 5’2 like theres nowhere for the rage to go it just gets like pressure cooked or something

[brooklyn @bwookwyn]

guess whose computer completely died yesterday and they had to buy a new one? me

[brooklyn @bwookwyn]

hot take but living is expensive

[brooklyn @bwookwyn]

working 11-3 today come visit me - but here's the trick, i'm not going to tell you where i work you're gonna have to guess

[brooklyn @bwookwyn]

i'm kind of a #girlboss

[brooklyn @bwookwyn]

my back really is aching and my bra is too tight. new ones are too expensive

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no you are NOT an infp, you just took the 16 personalities test >:(

[brooklyn @bwookwyn]

literally what are skims what did kim k make now

[brooklyn @bwookwyn]

what's your guys' pet peeves? mine is incredibly specific kitchen utensils. for example: the banana holder

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people can’t use get a job or get a hobby as an insult for me, i have 2 jobs and too many hobbies it does not apply

[brooklyn @bwookwyn]

my mom just turned off can’t hold us by macklemore and said “i don’t like eminem” LOL

[brooklyn @bwookwyn]

why do we grade cow milk???? what are they trying to pass???? they're cows they shouldn't have to worry about their gpa