Ben Patterson

“I stopped by the Statue of Liberty today, thinking about freedom and the ability to go for it all.” — Bill Walton, referring to the replica statue in Las Vegas

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

If anyone were to ever kill three birds with one stone, then we would create a new phrase while also getting rid of an out-dated one. Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

[Adam West @CrossCutGames]

EMPIRE is marching toward funding! Help make it a reality! Go back it on KICKSTARTER now! https://t.co/3NNZ4UYOgt

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

If I am ever held at gunpoint, I hope they just make me fold a shirt or something because I am great at folding under pressure...

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

@PleaseBeGneiss https://t.co/J1nLuKvYrX

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

If anyone were to ever kill three birds with one stone, then we would create a new phrase while also getting rid of an out-dated one. Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

The day after thanksgiving. Perfect for eating leftovers. Unless you are trying to quit cold turkey...

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

@Disciple_Matt We got robbed

[Ouachita Baptist University @Ouachita]

Another big congratulations to senior Betsy Patterson, our new Ouachita Homecoming Queen!

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

@RealCadenFlint @kayteekarnes No you won’t

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

@RealCadenFlint The same reason all the straws are becoming paper. The safety of the sea turtle is our highest priority.

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

Cutting them in half seems a bit inhumane...

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We spend $80 billion a year locking up 2.2 million people, more than any country on Earth.

That is outrageous.

As president my goal will be to cut the incarcerated population in half.

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

I’m thinking about moving to Washington and opening a tank top store... “Sleeveless in Seattle”

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

Which begs the question. What about an anteater eater eater eater?

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

I often wonder why God stopped after ant and anteater. What about an anteater eater? Or an anteater eater eater?

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

@RealCadenFlint Thank you! Finally someone gives me an answer. I've been waiting over a month. Do people think this is a joke or something?

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

Do you think at one point people were saying "this will be the best thing until we can slice bread"?

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

@Tommytoughstuff https://t.co/HA0xweiJ6S

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

If anyone were to ever kill three birds with one stone, then we would create a new phrase while also getting rid of an out-dated one. Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

@Disciple_Matt That's a rookie move

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

I don't often endorse things because I'm not famous. But if you like to laugh then @natebargatze is what you need. Take my word for it, I'm not getting paid to say this. (again, not famous)

[Nate Bargatze @natebargatze]

It’s officially out! #thetennesseekid

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

I don’t have a walk in closet. It’s more of a step into closet. Sure, it’s less space, but it’s hard to get lost and I’m not exhausted after...

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

@kayteekarnes @staylinngo

[Ben Patterson @BWPatterson95]

@RealCadenFlint @benball74 @coltonMcorter @drewcox116 Bismarck*